[peniswizard69]

Oh so when your mom puts a little bit of her heart in every meal that's fine, but when I, Harrowhark the First,

[nepenthean-sleep]

first few months of alectopause: damn can't wait until atn comes out

2023 alectopause: you know it's ok we can wait. i got some fics to write

2024 alectopause: here is 30,000 words on how john's characterization as emperor and lyctorhood interplays with colonialism, imperialism, sexual assault, and misogyny, featuring a full bibliography, a reading list, and peer reviewed by three mutuals

2025 alectopause: gideon would not fucking say that

2026 alectopause: what is everyone's blood pressure headcanons for the characters. i think harrow is orthostatic and gets a regular 90/50

[the-otter-enchiridion]

gideon nav, upon meeting someone nice for the first time:

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all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

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34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

did we just run out of posts to make

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no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

[swinginsportscutebasketball]

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

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[greatgreatauntie]

But 100,000,001 very much isn't divisible by 17

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[here-just-to-suffer]

[ID: A fake screenshot of a forum post titled "Cavaliers hate how little it takes for us to be happy." posted by TheReverendDaughter in NinthLivingSpace. Its a picture of an empty black room with nothing but a stained mattress on the floor with a rumpled blanket and a skull on the floor beside it. A reply by SexPal reads "Nothing wrong with keeping it simple. But the least I'd do is add a bed frame". TheReverendDaughter replies "i dont deserve a bed frame". End ID]

[butchsaint]

[amlli]

bone witch & her eldritch horror gf

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[justsomeguycore]

hate when christian’s call the bible “the good book.” it’s not that good you should try harrow the ninth

[syupon]

spent my birthday drawing harrowhark, I have no regrets

[xoxunhinged]

[sky-walkerem]

[yossyislandd]

forgot to show you cats this incredible first paragraph

[yossyislandd]

guy who discovered dinosaur feathers btw

[obluette]

you turned yourself into a mausoleum 

heart wrenching commission concept

[differentsword]

I had a thought so *DJ Khaled voice* another one

[salamillid]

My favorite 200 baby warcrime

[maezanilla]

Gideon Nav, the first flower of her house.

Inspired by this

[partingglances1986]

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.