Liberté, égalité, anxiété

Local cryptid’s collection of amusements. They/she. Queer, chronically ill. 30.

[sky-walkerem]

Some quick points about me:

epilepsy/long covid/chronic illness

Bi, ace, nonbinary

Into history/classics, folklore/legends/mythology

All for the game (aftg)

Fucking love horror short stories, both old (m r James) and new

The locked tomb series

Murderbot series

The magnus archives

Star Wars - especially the thrawn stuff, high republic, and rebels

Stormlight archives/brandon Sanderson/cosmere

Dracula

Gothic novels/classics (more from a cultural history perspective)

Merlin

Leviathan trilogy

Percy Jackson

I read probably an unhealthy amount to cope with not being able to do much

I used to be into superwholock, hp, marvel back when the deep magics were written…but I mean…what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament?

Disclaimer: I don’t get wildly nsfw on here, but I just wanted to make it clear that I’m an adult. I’m 31. I don’t care if teens follow but I don’t curate my space with teens in mind. Do/read/write what you want, I’m not your parents or the cops. Just be aware.

Some of my cross stitches ^^

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[only-cat-memes]

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[shane-actually]

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

[zombiecowboy65]

The way jeremy didn’t notice that he smelled like another man but freakatron Moreau 5000 clocked it instantly & without even looking. I can’t with him he’s never beating the possessive jealous alpha allegations

[feluart]

[falafels]

pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!! <pt.33 pt.35>

RIP David Wymack’s blood pressure

tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Setting up my 401k account with my new company and... uh.

I dunno, Vanguard. Not being able to ever retire is kind of up there as a fear.

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[kedreeva]

If your birds somehow magically got thumbs what kinds of crimes would they commit?

All of them, I expect

[solavei]

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

[solavei]

1. I steal my older brother’s PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandom 

2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposed–for the first time–to the fact that it’s weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere else 

3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ who’s been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when he’s elected because i don’t want to die 

4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, I’m allowed to sleep in my own room

5. Now that I’ve been exposed to the real world and the fact that I’ve been groomed, I’m not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(™) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new city 

6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think it’s cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(™) with a golf cart

7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk

8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. She’s suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.

9. It’s revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. She’s been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I aren’t related. This was another scam from my father

[solavei]

Understandable response

[jem-jam]

uhhhh hh hh hhh

[doc-notreally-salas]

Me reading from point 2 to point 3:

[pjo-tvs-version]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

this sounds like msa level shit im crine

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[mjrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

if you were a witch from pseudo-medieval times, which animal would be your familiar?

i got salamander.

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

[ihave2-5childreninmywalls]

I don’t think Gideon would be able to bench press Harrow. Not because Gideon isn’t strong or anything but because Harrow would start scratching like a wet cat if she was held horizontally mid air.

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives