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= 18+ only = Since 2011 = Existental Nihilist, Anime/Manga, Feminism, Art, and Fandoms. I might make you hungry =

[sophiaurora]

“oh yeah my weekend was crazy”

my weekend:

[alphynix]

Fossil Evidence Pushes Back Origin of Live Birth by 90 Million Years | Sci.News

Paleontologists studying a 236-million-year-old cynodont fossil from Argentina say they have found the earliest evidence yet of viviparity (

[pissed-whizard]

no wait babe please im not like those other tumblr wizards i swear

[memeuplift]

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[puppygirldick]

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

[lizbukchoy]

me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.

[kyuuuu]

There’s never going to be any mixed media that will recapture the deranged mid 2010s charm of Kagepro. 10 teenagers trapped forever in the sweltering heat of August 15th. A bonkers timeline that never gets properly explained in the MVs, anime, manga, or light novels. The forefather of serial Vocaloid commercialization. Studio Shaft’s 3d models baked fresh from an oven. Thousands of Utaite covers in various languages. The edgy ass deviantart backstories and superpowers that are so unabashedly awesome.

It’s the pinnacle of all that is animesque a decade ago. People are forgetting how utterly weird indie projects were and I need something that will bring the undistilled teenage insanity again.

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the Lolita podcast was talking about the problem of covers and how so many of them are just uncomplicatedly erotic imagery of sexually attractive young women and not, like, the actual themes or story of the novel. one of the graphic designers (guilty of the sexy girl type of cover) stated that he would never assign Lolita to his graphic design students. we both agreed that it would in fact be the perfect assignment to test their ability to absorb and synthesize themes into visual representation. in five minutes of half-assed brainstorming we came up with like ten different cover ideas that were better than almost anything it’d actually been published under. have standards!!!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

types of Lolita covers:

seductive young woman who might be an adult in a provocative pose/movie still of teen actress

typographical

I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Vulva

Sexy Triangle Optical Illusion (I Still Can’t Believe It’s Not A Vulva)

portrait of Vladimir Nabokov

literally anything you can imagine, so long as what you imagine is not a depiction of a suggestion of Humbert Humbert’s presence in some fashion

[masterspider5]

The best Lolita cover i've ever seen was made by Sam Weber in 2012:

Perfect, no notes. Makes my skin crawl just looking at Humbert, exactly like it should.

[theslackerjack]

@bovineblogger mountain lion

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

[systemdeez]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

[sukimas]

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

[disrepute]

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

[melonymint753]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

every fucking day brother

[rabbitkinglune777]

i like this pic of me

[rabbitkinglune777]

i have been getting pretty adverse to showing my face but I wanted to be brave again

[rabbitkinglune777]

black tboys on ur tl