ask me about my ocs

Ocha/bisexual/nb they/them preferred but anything is cool cant believe ive been on this site for over a decade...i dont know what i thought id be doing after age 20 but i dont think it was this  

[robdogdraws]

Real conversation I had with someone last semester

Full panel ver.

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Did my hair in Thailand

Trusted a complete stranger

I am satisfied

[sardiney3000]

its ms.one time I dreamt in the flesh

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[valtsv]

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

[valtsv]

[byjove]

btw, the Canadian wildfire smoke is all the way in middle Appalachia

[wonderlandifulcat]

[byjove]

Neighbors to the north, I know we’ve had beef recently but please avoid burning down.

On a serious note, if anyone has any donation links to help the communities under evacuation orders like the Mishkeegogamang First Nation, I’d love to share those.

[wonderlandifulcat]

Links to Help out that I have found:

DONATE - Anishinabek Nation 7th Generation Charity

Individuals who support the goals and vision of AN7GC can make a donation. The ways to donate: call us, mail your donation, use Paypal or Ca

100% of donations are dedicated to supporting Namaygoosisagagun emergency response and community recovery efforts.

Moon Time Connections

Supporting Indigenous menstruators across Turtle Island by ensuring they have access to menstrual products, and by providing vital menstrual

Donations go towards making sure communities have access to menstral products during times of crisis.

True North Aid provides practical humanitarian support to northern and remote Indigenous communities in Canada through community-led project

True North Aid has a Wildfire Relief program and provides practical Support to remote indigenous communities.

Emergency Response - Ontario SPCA

Learn how the Ontario SPCA and Humane Society helps animals during emergencies with disaster response, preparedness resources and emergency

Ontario SPCA and Humane Society is helping with emergency food, supplies, transport, and first aid for displaced animals and are helping families keep their pets when they are displaced.

There are more but these are a good start.

[byjove]

“when asked if she would perform a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran, Kamala did not say no” and Trump said he would bomb Iran out of existence without being asked. lol. typed it out and posted it on his own little social media site. why are you still doing the ‘Kamala was going to be the WAR president she LOVED WAR’ while the Trump White House is making plans to invade Cuba

[byjove]

you guys are always like “byjove you’re being entirely too nice and giving these people you’re arguing with too much credit” and I agree and desperately want to respond with ‘please shut the fuck up and leave me alone, I’m so tired of listening to you attempt to rub your two remaining braincells together to form a coherent argument, I weep for your poor mother’ but then you’d be mad at me for being mean

[byjove]

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

[byjove]

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

[byjove]

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[byjove]

they did indeed call me a stupid lib while doing fuck all to help anybody and being so smug about it. once again, online leftists are incapable of organizing because they have a betta fish-like mentality that makes them want to fight endlessly with other leftists. always better to share this shallow pond than to kill each other

[byjove]

Elliot Page does not play Achilles in The Odyssey like transphobes were preemptively angry about but Homer just told me he updated the Iliad and Achilles is canonically transgender now and not just subtextually transgender like in the first draft.

[rainrotter]

since when was achilles trans i thought he was just gay

[byjove]

he went back to girlmoding to dodge the draft

[byjove]

Philomena is so silky and smooth and Odette is blowing her coat. In mid July for some reason.

[byjove]

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[nudityandnerdery]

[itreallyatemyhand]