ironic yolo

[freshpickle]

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

[kt--extinction]

Ouessant sheep are so fuckin tiny

The sheer unsize of these beasts

[altcomics]

Jaakko Pallasvuo

[the-eldritch-angel]

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

[toshio]

[thebootydiaries]

me when i cant find my cat: where is my child

[witnessings]

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

[weirdghoulette]

This guy is a fucking loser I can’t.

[anxietyproblem]

[lofeel]

[dreamico]

its 5am

[ground-zoro]

[nanite1100]

[honeygoblin-deactivated20210102]

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

[oakydokey]

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

[joysminuet]

@cardozzza

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I love the mental image that tag creates

[thankgoodnessforme]

The bees when you give them the tea:

[monsterking-archive-deactivated]

[genderedslurs-moving]

horror movies bfs are always like: youve been so mean/distant since your mom died yesterday, whats up with that?

[ihatecispeople]

lmäöööö

[ihatecispeople]

american accented dinner guest: mm, oh my god. that was incredible

stereotypical swedish accented host 1:  oh, stop it, you’re too kind

guest: the mushrooms. de-licious

host 1: actually, we picked them ourselves.

guest: oh really?

host 1: yeah, yeah

american: where?

the music falls silent as do the people. a person chokes on their drink. everyone but the guest stare blankly into their food. 

guest: i’m sorry did I say something inappropriate?

host 1: oh no, it’s nothing, it’s nothing

host 2: don’t worry about it, yeah, don’t worry

guest: ah okay, thank god, yeah no i was just wondering where you picked the mushrooms

the party falls silent again

host 2: han var jävligt nyfiken, var han [somebody’s being fucking nosy]

guest: i don’t understand, what’s going on? have i said something inappropriate? i’m just wondering if you have a “spot” like where you pick your mushrooms, like your “mushroom spot”?

host 1, throws utensils down, raises voice and stands up: okay now you’re crossing the line, now you have- nu får du- i have to ask you to leave, please

guest: guys, i–

[aneternalfangirl]

Why is it inappropriate?

[ihatecispeople]

good mushroom spots are so few and far between. if too many people know of it, someone else will get to it before you do! finding a good spot is kept as a secret within a family so that you can ensure you manage to get some tasty chantarelles during mushroom season :) ASKING for someone’s spots is a social faux pas because you’re asking them to give up their mushrooms for you. lots of people in sweden take mushroom season really seriously!!!

[theblackmanonthemoon]

I did not know that

[silver-tongues-blog]

i cant believe its real life fae rules

[awwww-cute]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally lying in bed thinking about how funny it was that the principal from matilda didnt get arrested or anything, surely hundreds of faculty members and parents saw her doing war crimes to babies and everyone was like 🤷‍♀️ “well you know how public school is”