I did it before all you poseurs. [And better too.]

Hxnnxh/22/Canada but my spirit is in any Starbucks with a wifi connection.

[with-practice]

[magic-ramen]

Hijikata announcing Serizawa’s assassination to the Shinsengumi, 1863

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[yyouaretoolate-deactivated20230]

[surprisebitch]

by Leonardo Doujinshi

[officialprincefroggy]

[bubbleflexe-deactivated20190719]

They’re supposed to eat their lunch w/o getting caught lol

[tommyboy2007-deactivated2020051]

Why can’t American shows be this great

[springwithcherrytrees]

Girl with the glasses is a real one

[yrbff]

Happy World Nutella Day!

[nosleeptilltacos-deactivated201]

you had meat nutella

[gaeans]

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[prozdvoices]

opinions on the internet

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[narvalitus]

Why Do You Need To Do This

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[domonoadamu]

STOP THIS.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[chongoblog]

Judy there are limits

[thedragonflywarrior]

The Body Shapes of the World’s Best Athletes Compared Side By Side

[thedragonflywarrior]

Health and fitness comes in all shapes and sizes. Every single one of these athletes is a certified bad-ass.

[yamino]

I’ve posted this before but it’s worth reblogging!

[schweizercomics]

Just a reminder - if you’re drawing a team superhero book and more than one of your characters has the same build YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Always reblog

[abowtieandtwohearts]

This is excellent.

[equius]

HFDGHJCJCJCJCJJCJCDJGJGJ

[huesofjadeharley]

[slimetony]

what do people in relationships even do

[fakecel]

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

[slimetony]

okay. didnt ask

[khanate-blog]

>asks question

>“didnt ask”

[slimetony]

thanks for the play by play captain fuck

[thehobbutts]

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

[plantdaddd]

there’s also yellow apples

[thehobbutts]

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

[thehobbutts]

i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno

[aterribleidea-deactivated201905]

this post is so beautiful i love it

[emmeryn-whatcha-say]

[gaylien-invader]