huh? who just leveled up?

neo, they/them ------------------- hey. are you trying to tickle me? take a step back. now to the right, to the right. and to the left, to the left. now twirl, honey twirl. and twirl, honey twirl. skyrim shuffle. skyrim shuffle. if you can't do a skyrim shuffle, i can teach you. teach you. here's a tissue. for your pants. cuz you're wet. for your pants. cuz you're wet. wet. wet. wet.

[hircinesring]

abt

👽 neo ✨ they/them, 33, mixed romani 👍 magic, dragons, stealth, SKYRIM SHUFFLE 👎 stormcloaks, the empire, molag bal, spiders

deeplore and meta often breaks my brain. i think paarthurnax is a fun ethical and moral debate. astrid is a milf. ulfric is a chump. #justiceforthefalmer.

i don't really care about eso so i don't consider anything from it canon unless it's VERY interesting.

morrowind is neat, if only it was actually accessible then maybe id be able to finish it.

my fav tes game is skyrim, but i think oblivion is a masterpiece with no flaws.

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links: 💾 modlist 📝 character page (you can only read this in browser sry) ️🏷️ einar tag 🏷️ starri tag ️🏷️ celestar tag ️🏷️ asif tag 🏷️ peregrine tag

[teathattast]

[fanonical]

i am genuinely so curious as to what went into the skyrim design choice that, when enemies are low health, they beg for their lives…but if you leave them, they just get straight back up again and start killing you

[ja-khajay]

Two days ago my wonderful girlfriend texted me to say they started playing Morrowind and was "reading some things about the game". This morning I wake up to a video of them killing Umbra at level 1

[ja-khajay]

Looked back at the footage because I was #gagged (couldn't beat him at level 15 myself) and they did NOT provide me with an explanation as to how. And, well,

Yeah I think they figured out Morrowind

[ja-khajay]

Investigation results are IN!

[great-and-small]

The group chat officially deemed me an “eccentric” just because I’m doing an Argonian ichthyologist play-through of Skyrim rn where my character is writing a thesis on Cyrodilic Spadetails and I shared the character’s hypothetical research folder that I created to help with my immersion in the role.

Like sorry I take the RP in RPG seriously but how else would I get into the headspace of a character who is only slaying dragons to sell their bones and fund research that will hopefully be published in the Tamriel Journal of Limnetic Science??

[nekopys-deactivated20260226]

This season, it's all about family.

[hircinesring]

argonian thief called hands-in-pockets. is this anything.

[roachesfordinner]

ok well i respect him however he is rather frightening

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[fascinationstreetmp3]

i can't stop watching this

[xovozumi]

modding bethesda games: okay so you wanna download supercheesefans' Cheesed Holy and Eternally Epic Script Extender [[CHEESE]] as well as the J.E.Sawyer Clit Extender script extender [[J.E.SCSE]] and use goattedg4mergrillziz's Useful Bethesda Updates [[UBU]] that fixes all of the bugs that bethesda has left there for 25 years but make sure joshua's clit is ON TOP and cheese is ON BOTTOM and youre STARTING THE GAME USING SMACKEDGOB'S BETHESDA ULTIMATE MOD MANAGER [[BUMM]] and sorted all other mods using Towered Integration Tierlist [[TIT]] load order organizer because otherwise the game will not start by any means unless you buy a new pc and download a fresh install of the game. this is AFTER you've followed the Age Regressed Game Downgrade [[ARGD]] instructions to revert the game version from 5 years ago. okay now that you've done that you have to download another mod manager and downloader specifically for crunkalicious' mods since you want to download crunkalicious' Lore Accurate Big Ultimate Better Update, Armour Pack [[LABUBU:AP]] and Lore Accurate Big Ultimate Better Update, Weapon Pack [[LABUBU:WP]] but that means you also have to get LABUBU:TP [[Lore Accurate Big Ultimate Better Update: Texture Pack]] as well as the full nudity mod that is required for LABUBU:AP as well as Beautiful Bethesda which makes every woman's body look like a sex doll and Ladies, Just Start Jiggling! [[LJSJ]] that adds woman exclusive jiggle physics to their tits and asses that triggers with every breath they take and Atrocious Uglies No More! [[AUNM]] that makes every woman's face look like a sex doll. and then you start your game and every single texture is gone because you didn't go into the game files and change some config that was never mentioned in any of the mod descriptions ever and people call you a stupid dipshit for even asking what could be wrong.

modding kenshi: yeah if you have it on steam you just go to the steam workshop page and click a button. that's it basically. load order shouldn't matter much unless otherwise specified. have a mod that you need to change the load order for? well click on the mods tab in the little game start window and press the up or down button with your desired mod selected or go to the mod config file to change it. also chris hunt is sending you one william dollar cash money right now.

[lesbx]

Truly pushing the limits of the special skyrim edition with this stupid sexy goblin i’ve been handcrafting from scratch with an untoddly amount of mods

[lesbx]

ive done things with the character sliders that would make todd howartd tremble and throw up. this is gobrielle. shes built like midna on purpose and it fucks up any outfit she wears so badly. she dies in one hit to everything

[lesbx]

this is the butterface base default model for this character mod btw. this is what i transgoblified her from

[lesbx]

you made me accidentally say the sentence 'i unethically bred this goblin' to my gf irl. these are the real life consequences of the internet

[time-traveling-fetus]

I'm often really dedicated to the visual quality and authenticity of the memes I make, but like idk if I could ever make another human being care about that. I used the proper font and color picked the correct color and sized everything correctly and used the alignment tool to get the spacing right and redrew the nebula background and spent way too long messing with the drop shadow settings to mimic the original text. Skyrim media literacy 0 skill meme. If you care.

[followthebluebell]

the spooky haunted house in markarth would be a LOT spookier if it wasn’t doing exactly what skyrim glitches do anyway.  oh no, the cheeses are floating, how scary

my perfectly normal house in whiterun does the same thing, molag bal.  you gotta step up your game. 

[uesp]

It's live. 50 USD, or 60 for some Deluxe Edition.

[lunalemondrawp]

Please remember that Bethesda is a Microsoft studio, and that

Microsoft (specifically video games) are a Priority Target for BDS right now.

Please do not purchase or play (online) this game or ANY other Microsoft game until the boycott is over.

Minecraft, Call of Duty, The Elder Scrolls and so forth are NOT worth funding a genocide over. PLEASE keep this in mind.

For more information/source:

The BDS website

Boycott Microsoft's Xbox

Microsoft is perhaps the most complicit tech company in Israel’s illegal occupation, apartheid regime and ongoing genocide against 2.3 milli

[wingedtwilight]

hi y’all. with the oblivion remaster making waves i just wanted to post that microsoft and its game studios (including mojang and bethesda) are a primary bds boycott target owing to microsoft’s role in the ongoing genocide in gaza. don’t let them undermine that with the oblivion remaster. don’t buy it. don’t give them any money. don’t engage with their social media accounts or hype up the remake. you should probably cancel your eso membership if you have one. personally i’m not even going to post about tes or minecraft for the time being and will be leaving this account by the wayside for now.

palestine is more important than a video game. these are real people with families, hopes, and lives being slaughtered, dismembered, displaced, starved, kidnapped, tortured, subjected to disease, deprived of basic medical care and freedom of movement, raped and blockaded. this is no different than any other genocide. remember that.

free palestine.

[wingedtwilight]

are you proud of yourself? do you want a medal? do you want me to see this and say “oh no, it’s okay, give that money to that genocidal corporation, you reblogged my post about it so it’s fine!” have you seen the images coming out of gaza since oct 7? have you seen the dead and dismembered babies? or does it not bother you?

the crazy thing is that you could literally just not say this. nobody would know if you didn’t announce “yeah i know this company is under boycott because it’s owned by people who are actively involved in a genocide but i’m gonna buy it anyway.”

donate that money to one of the many verified palestinian fundraisers on this site instead of acting a fool in my notes. you can find verified fundraisers through @gazavetters.

[wingedtwilight]

hi y’all. with the oblivion remaster making waves i just wanted to post that microsoft and its game studios (including mojang and bethesda) are a primary bds boycott target owing to microsoft’s role in the ongoing genocide in gaza. don’t let them undermine that with the oblivion remaster. don’t buy it. don’t give them any money. don’t engage with their social media accounts or hype up the remake. you should probably cancel your eso membership if you have one. personally i’m not even going to post about tes or minecraft for the time being and will be leaving this account by the wayside for now.

palestine is more important than a video game. these are real people with families, hopes, and lives being slaughtered, dismembered, displaced, starved, kidnapped, tortured, subjected to disease, deprived of basic medical care and freedom of movement, raped and blockaded. this is no different than any other genocide. remember that.

free palestine.