Hishui

Accountant, Democratic Socialist, and editor for Not a Cucumber Gaming 🥒

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Find my collaboration blog with my beautiful wife, Anieka over at Not a Cucumber 🥒 Gaming.

We have chips.

We also have the secret to eternal youth (cookies).

Not a Cucumber 🥒 Gaming

Horror games and general weirdness.

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Exoprimal has been written off by many as another "live service" humper of bandwagons, an also-ran that exists to make a quick buck. It's hard to blame them, because that is exactly the kind of trash Exoprimal pretends to be.

It's actually a rather brilliant bit of fun, and more unique than it appears. Capcom's dinosaur shooter is, however, indicative of a problem we're facing in mainstream gaming - the homogenization of structuring and marketing that makes games look identical even if they aren't.

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Kendra Wells.

[lewnythecreature]

Krobus best roommate 💙💙

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Niantic, the fiendish peddlers of Pokémon GO, had some huge layoffs recently. They also have a bunch of failed ideas, a game they've exploited into the dirt, and a real contempt for disabled players.

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Charis JB.

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Jen Sorensen.

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Brian McFadden.

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I have limited interest in anything right now and I blame the fact that recording on a Chromebook is like attempting to remove my ribs to suck my own dick.

Messy, painful, and I'm pretty sure the results suck.

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Watch "Getting surgery in Eastern European hospital (my 2019 visit)" on YouTube

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Watch "You Didn't Finish The Game (The Jimquisition)" on YouTube

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Watch "Starbucks: A Grande Union Busting With Two Pumps of Racism" on YouTube

Now that's a teardown.

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I've now beaten part three of Wo Long Fallen Dynasty.

It feels like what a person who's played monster hunter and nothing else thinks a souls game is. And the gameplay feels like it stopped evolving the literal second I decided which weapon type I like.

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[vbartilucci]

I’d be surprised if the Turing Institute did anything less.

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Watch "Hogwarts: A Legacy Of Hate (The Jimquisition)" on YouTube

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Anyone else find high on life to be really annoying?

I hear a funny joke and Justin's voice just won't stop dragging it on.

[notacucumbergaming]

Gungrave G.O.R.E.

What the hell did I just play? And how has the creator of Hellsing not bitch slapped someone over this?