It feels so empty without me

Original Character || ENTP-A || Chaotic Neutral || Type 5

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I was able to identify all the so-called UFOs but I haven't said anything on the news because I'm an introvert

[evilwizard]

*watching my idiot prince regent on the dance floor* yes, my liege. throw it back most indubitably, sire

[mrsterlingeverything]

I'm on some kind of gayass journey

[raytoroapologist]

[that-house]

They say “bros before hoes” but neglect to mention that the bros are the hoes

[that-house]

me and the boytoys

[ejacutastic]

lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this

[greencheekconure27]

I see there's been misunderstanding.That's the lawyers assistant.The actual lawyer is the one being carried in the briefcase.

[tributary]

a common mistake your honor

[weirdness-is-good]

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931

[jethroq]

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

[reikah-deactivated20190906]

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Some of the highlights of that video include:

The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing

So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do

The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)

How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”

Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song

[aces-to-apples]

Only days before my state went into lockdown, “Bohemian Rhapsody” came on in the restaurant kitchen I’d just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.

[zohbugg]

[solitarelee]

[kaijuno]

[mememesoftly]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I will lie, cheat, and scam if it means getting out of a conversation I don't wanna be in. My sense of ethical behavior vanishes entirely when I want ppl to stop talking to me. One time I pretended not to know what Egypt was so they'd stop talking to me about their vacation plans

[gerardtweets]

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m an unromanceable npc but you have the option to fight me

[power-chords]

[sunkissedpages]

[kissofchita]

[holythefirm-deactivated20230530]

I do the hero’s journey every day but I don’t make a big deal about it

[poison-doll]

baby i refuse calls you wouldn't even believe

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[unholydevilhost]

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

[mrsmummifikation]

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

[waxminutes]

“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”