@netflix uncancel american vandal

emily ✦ 24 ✦ obsessed with amanda grayson ✦ ur local history major

[sandmandaddy69]

[sourcreammachine]

orgy night at the us democratic party

[thememedaddy]

[softwaring]

[ashstfu]

[flyawaymind]

Tags from @infininoodle

[segamascott]

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[itspileofgoodthings]

things I want to be all the time: gracious, smiling, perfectly understanding, a little bit detached, all-knowing, all-seeing, everything to everybody

things I am not: any of those things because I am a real fucking human being

[knackeredforever]

I think they should let people get away with objectively funny heists

[wordfather]

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

[electronicmail]

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

[darinaethelaianprophet]

The power of atom turns out to be, yet again, the power of steam

[kendoola]

[thesunnahthebetter]

[babylon-fall]

[thebreakfastgenie]

If I were Hillary Clinton I would not be able to resist sending James Comey an email that said "I wouldn't have done this."

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[oldguardians]

once again thinking about "the lottery" by shirley jackson.

imagine there was a man in the story who went around giving speeches about the importance of the lottery as a tradition. He said the casualties were unfortunate, but also an inevitable price of freedom. Imagine he treated those who sought to end the senseless cycle of violence with condescension and derision, calling them idiotic, naïve, and diseased.

yet when that man was selected for the lottery and stoned to death, everyone mourned him and said how unfair it was that a bright young family man should die so soon. And when people pointed out that this man was killed by a system he adamantly defended and worked to perpetuate, they lost their jobs and were shunned from the community as insensitive and monstrous.

Imagine. Hypothetically. For no particular reason.

[depsidase]