Maybe Next Time, Sasuke

Sam, 22, queer as hell, feminist Naruto owns my heart but there’s room for my hero academia, fma, art and comics. I’m a college student who doesn’t get enough sleep and sometimes I post art

[naruting]

making this was therapeutic 

[dadecountyfilth]

[eggytoast-deactivated20211219]

remember when katara wanted to blow up a factory for Environmental Justice and aang just tagged along because he thought it would be fun to be an ecoterrorist

[liquidstar]

“rival” is just code for love interest 

[liquidstar]

people with naruto urls flocked to this post like moths to a flame

[pangur-and-grim]

this is gonna be controversial (lol), but y’all gotta remember blogs aren’t celebrities with their own PR teams.

if you find something a blogger said insensitive, it probably is! privilege & social environment leave way too many blindspots for that to never happen. and it’s super okay to alert people to their blindspots! but do so with the awareness that those not used to having their speech policed by strangers may respond with baffled defensiveness if you come at them aggressively.

and when that happens, whipping out the “you’re not the man I thought I married” speech, and giving yourself permission to go into full cuss-out beast mode is like………………unproductive and kinda mean-spirited

[drferox]

Bloggers have slowly shifted from ordinary people just goofing around and having fun on the internet to being held up as sort of low level public figures, but without any media training or assistance to manage that load.

And it’s a really weird transition because you can’t just talk to one friend publicly on your blog any more, you’re talking to one friend and thousands of people, and potentially thousands more which might go through your backlog in the future.

[captainlordauditor]

#not to be human on main but waking up one day with thousands of strangers personally angry with you over attitudes you don’t even hold#because of poor word choice or a failure to effectively publicize context#is disorienting and traumatizing and is not something random minimum wage nobodies with blogs are equipt to handle without a pr team#and no other random strangers incoherently insulting people in your ‘defense’ is not a pr team; it’s further disorientation#and it never. goes. away.

[egberts]

idk if this has already been on tumblr but i saw it on fb and it killed me

[akaashikeji-archive]

Katara + favourite waterbending moves

[dyscodike]

[lesbianbichen]

can you all calm the fuck down sasuke is fine

[wiccankonan]

even out of context this is really grounding and good every day advice

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

a lot of you seem kinda dumb so i assume you’re a younger sibiling

[milkshake-fairy]

are those men in Naruto's jutsu random guys he found hot as he was traveling around or had a crushes on or did he make them up?? also the sheer variety of men, dang

can you imagine him sitting in whatever inn or tent or forest team 7′s resting in, concentrating super hard on designing the hottest guys he can think of. i mean not just their faces but also their hair, their body frames, their skin colors, their muscle structures, their personalities, probably thinking of his past crushes for inspiration. It seems he doesnt have a type. his type is: Hot 

10 bucks says naruto carefully designed each guy’s unique dick as well

Also the funniest thing is the fact that his normal sexy harem jutsu, where he couldve made all the girls he found attractive, is just a bunch of clones of women with the same generic body, with his own damn face, a bunch of female versions of himself, as opposed to the numerous assortment of men he came up with for reverse harem…..like…how very heterosexual of you 

[20o7]

me: naruto is so good it is one of my favorite shows of all time

me watching naruto: hwat the fuck. how long are they going to just stare at each other silently in the middle of this fight scene. is this a flashback in a flashback about the episode i just watched. they have really been running through the forest for 10 episodes now. jesus fuck i n g c hrist

me immediatley after: man i love naruto

[milkshake-fairy]

Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto Pilot Chapter 

[labyrinthheaven]

when ya have a podcast goin and ya realize ya havent been listenin for like, fuckin twenty whole ass minutes but ur paying attention now and theyre talking about some new shit and youre confused as all fuck

[sobakasuai-deactivated20200224]

Literally no one:

Mirio:

[sasuketime]

best naruto quotes

-why would a adult go full force on a mere child- madara to the 5 kage

-am i sweating? no just rain these fools could never make me sweat- obito

-eat a dick kakazu- hidan

-huh? you fat fuck- hidan 

-you think some gay little crows can stop us?- hidan again

-yo aloe vera where the fuck is sasuke- naruto talking to white zetsu

-each jutsu has its weakness and this jutsus weakness is my existence- itachi to kabuto 

-your dick isnt special- sai to naruto

-i am your god now (my personal favorite) - shikamaru 

-you have friends?!- gaaras dad to gaara

[trueka]

i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall

[shmreduplication]

I found out recently there’s an elemental component too, every sign is connected to every  element on a 60-year cycle