i’ll hike your galaxy,,, together,,,, as lovers

she/her

[doctrowho]

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

[boeing747]

pdf is the new sex

[realdonkeykong]

We are just saying anything now ?

[boeing747]

Standing at a tram stop and then seeing your tram arrive and then walking onto the tram and then finding a seat and then getting up for an old woman and then she gets off two stops before you so you get another cheeky sit in before you need to get off and then getting to your destination stop and then pressing the button to open the doors and then walking off the tram is the new sex

[heeleryuta]

[37q]

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

[odekirk]

[coisasequimeras]

Edward Burne-Jones (1833–1898), coloured drawing from ‘Letters to Katie, 1883–1889’

[bloodyfinalgirl]

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

[utopians]

I lost my virginity when a cruel philosopher ontologically redefined virginity

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[aflo]

going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year

[sexhaver]

[gerardwaist]

grug dyeing hair with blueberries. grug inventing pronouns.

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

[angelicguy]

Imo smosh fell off

[spacedoutsheepy]

orcs at the top of a very tall watchtower

[mircalla]

email is short for evil mail

[omtai]

Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares

[glowcowboy]

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

[iremluna]

and rage

[glowcowboy]

yeah and also the rage