leave your stupid comments in your pocket

27 | she/her | i just like to watch you guys

[teleostuber]

Liquidate the accounts

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[mimiyanna]

*Touches you with my posting tendril*

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[sawed-on-shotgun]

really spectacular

[strawberry-crocodile]

i love when a fan wiki includes a "nicknames" section in their little character boxes and it's just everything a character has been referred to as that isn't their name so like one character will dismissively call another "hat boy" once and now it's on the wiki. thats his nickname.

[rosey-thorns]

[dragonpasta]

HAPPY 413 EVE!!!

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[pankendev]

i don't care if i flop. bunnies do that

[headedoutleft]

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[candyredterezii]

starting a collection

[ew-ocs]

HAPPY 4/13!!!

have a john

[shadowsandbag]