Everything that I enjoy.

Hi! i enjoy nerding out at skulduggery pleasant and cats

[hiyotoris]

@elegantslimealmondtrash @makaros @ysabelmystic @kiltamestari @yourfuckingmajesty @contouredbycorsets @morgan9721-blog @allwaistcinchers-blog @thefashionoutfits @mywaistfitness-blog @simplelittletune @supersub20 @brockianultracricket @invisibleatonce-blog @tiredngaybois @glamasfuq @davazque27103-blog @jason1991123 @modk @redbeanpetit4s @rossmcleodwrites @starrynightgoodbye @lilsugarfox @joyceferguson926-blog @cynfamonster @rebecca-is-here @steamfantasies-blog @klio13 @symingtoncorsets @aimingfor20 @elsiethedestroyer 

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[gaycism]

[ratliker1917]

ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[enfantdesetoiles]

Also friendly reminder that Alan Turing was autistic (if you need further proof that autistic people are not sick/stupid) ❤️

[soperasinger]

guys i can’t believe i have to say this again

DO 👏 NOT 👏 GO 👏 GENTLE 👏 INTO 👏 THAT 👏 GOOD 👏 NIGHT 👏

[gaynfl-moved]

yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp

[gaynfl-moved]

i said it again at the bar and the bartender turned like i was talking to her djfnfjdndkdjd

[gaynfl-moved]

FJNRFINFENDMSLWKDJEN YOU ARENT WRONG

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[feministism]

[twistedrunes]

I remember years ago listening to a doctor speak on the radio and something stuck with me ever since. I’m paraphrasing but the gist was this:

When someone who has been sad, distant, not themselves for a while suddenly starts going out of there way to see people, often giving them gifts or possessions don’t assume they got ‘better’. This is the time to really ask them if they are okay; to reach out and not simply accept the answer of ‘fine’ or ‘great’ or ‘never better’. Because for some people the relief of having made the decision to end their life can make them happy, euphoric even. 

He pointed out that often this change in the person is such a relief to their friends and family after having seeing someone they love suffer, they just don’t realise what has caused the change and frankly they don’t want to ‘rock the boat’ because they are just so happy to have the person they love ‘back’. But in reality, the person they love is saying goodbye. 

During the interview, he told the story of a colleague (back when he had a factory job before he became a doctor) who had been depressed for a long time. One day he came in and was really happy, people kept commenting on how good it was that he wasn’t sad and grumpy anymore. He gave people some of his things, took people to lunch. Went home and killed himself. 

He explained that when the police came to talk to people, they told him it was a common story they heard “but they were so much better.” 

So be there for your friends and family. Tell them what they mean to you. Let them talk to you without fear of judgement. LISTEN. Suggest people get help if you think they need it. 

Finally, let me add: The world will not be better off without you in it. You matter. You will be missed. Please don’t harm, hurt or kill yourself. 

[bowsplusguns]

Have you ever wondered…

-…how Vaurien managed to keep going day by day with his self-esteem so intact?

-…how Davinia Marr was such a bitch, like, girl Serpine has at least a nice joke to make, take a break

-…how Tesseract, a non-ethics hitman died with more honor than Erskine-you-prick Ravel, a so-called saviour and activist?

I WONDER TOO

[a-new-chapter-a-new-beginning]

I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!

[auroradragon1]

Have you seen this cuteness?

[caramelmachete]

It’s a pacifier! He’s stolen a baby’s binky and he’s so excited. Adorable.

[musicalhell]

Feeling sad? Have a mighty hunter.

[paramud]

@plasmastainedbones

[residentevil2remake]

Make me choose: Azula or and Korra

[kevingetem]

It’s okay to miss ppl, but don’t ever forget why u distanced urself

[puff-to-tuff]

[gonebynow]

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

have i seriously lived long enough to experience the resurgence of demotivational posters’s natural evolution into shitposting motivationals

[peachisty]

may the universe be softer and kinder to us this september