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eighteen | he any ad dilectus meus bi, ftm | 🇭🇺🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️ sirius & barty as one asd gad mdd cptsd bpd arfid/ana, etc

[dumbdoegirl]

i’m Home Alone straight Macaulay Culkin my shit

[moonytoast34]

modern wolfstar au idea

sirius gets all excited when the tall, sexy man from the dating app invites him over for a movie. obviously "would you like to come over and watch a movie?" is code for "would you like to come over, put a movie on, and then make out for the entirety of it?"

wrong.

remus puts on lord of the rings and watches with laser focus the entire time. every time sirius tries to give him his best "fuck me" eyes or slides a hand up remus' leg, remus will pause the movie with an exasperated huff, claiming that sirius just missed a very vital part, and then rewinds. remus also likes to pause the movie every five minutes and explain how it's different from the book, giving his opinions on which is better. this man does not play about his favorite movies.

[hizlyfe]

ok so. the strings being pulled. beyond this realm. are soooo funny. /sarc.

[wh0rerf4n]

Sorry I started foaming at the mouth when I saw a photo of you I’m just utterly pathetic I think

[hizlyfe]

so normal about an eastern european sirius black x western european remus (im not projecting) (shut up) (sirius from a fucked up postsoviet family hello) (thats why they suck but still act so complicatedly familial) (perhaps jewish?) (remus is agnostic but informed on all) (no im not projecting shut UP)

[man1c-man1a]

“Sorry if that was tmi” Dude I’d fuck you if you were too lazy to do it yourself.

[isuggestforcemasc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[burymeinashes]

I wish I had a boyfriend who was also my best friend so we can do stupid shit together then do stupid shit to each other

[justaloserfag]

I am that sick little freak that will grin after you beat the shit out of me

[enuff2btuff]

“you're my baby” “you’re my pretty boy” “my sweet boy” mmfmfmfmmf :(((

[wh3r3smyph0ne]

drank a monster then jerked off fuckkk im at the peak of boyhood rn

[hero1nbob]

Kiss me until we share the same dna

[hizlyfe]

cleanse me and my insides please boy i know i can heal if its you

[g0ld-st4r-b0y]

isn’t it beautiful? rebuilding yourself in nobodies image but your own?

[boye-failure]

my biggest kink is someone checking in on me n noticing when m not myself

[gingerqueen0567]

regulus “I’m gonna murder you” black glaring from across the room and james “id let you murder me” potter grinning back at him

[divinelovers]

when noah kahan said “you state a feeling like a fact” and when he said “the minute that september hits, i’m going off my medicine” and “I can’t make myself whole, most days i’d be lucky just to get half” and when he said “know i wanna beat it, wanna beat it bad, oh everyone looks happy in a photograph” and “it’ll hurt half as much if you drive twice as fast” and when noah kahan said “you say you got a guilty conscience, but i ain’t ever seen it” and “fuck it, i might disappear, i hope you’ve had a decent time” and when he said “look at you leaving, it’s all you know how to do”

[hauntingpup]

laying on someone's lap while they JUST finger your mouth. like nothing else. you sometimes gag on them, sometimes just swirl your tongue around them but this simple thing as sucking on their fingers has gotten you so embarrassingly soaking wet and leaky

[chaesong-hwa]

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you