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[thekimonogallery]

Extraordinary Kabuki stage costumes. First half 19th century, Japan.  Tokyo National Museum

[offensivememes4u]

What a bitch

[weyoun]

“Ajerk”

[bunjywunjy]

EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE

[bunjywunjy]

HIS NAME IS SLUUUMPY

[bunjywunjy]

Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…

[bunjywunjy]

… goddammit, I don’t really have a choice here, do I. I need this sad flamingo butt in my life.

[bunjywunjy]

BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY

[takkotuuesdays]

It is important to me that y'all know there’s a full series of these depressed animals

[anxietyproblem]

[cobaltnights]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[yourpersonalcheerleader-deactiv]

[anomaly1]

The shit that makes relationships last.

Date night in a jar

(Could be altered to be best friend dates in a jar)

I used big popsicle sticks and spray painted them different colors. Each color represents a different type of date (and each color is explained on the tag) and the white sticks were used as fillers.

Red sticks have more expensive dates on them that require planning on our part.

Bed and Breakfast

Dinner at a fancy restaurant

Hotel stay for the night

Auburn home game and away game

Concert and dinner (his choice)

Concert and dinner (my choice)

Weekend away

Coupes Massage 

Dark pink sticks have “at home” dates:

Chopped Challenge (like the television show on FoodNetwork)

Fondue and Almost Famous

Takeout and board games

1,000 piece puzzle and pizza

Football game and nachos

Popcorn and a chick-flick

Crosswords and breakfast for dinner

Make a dessert together

Friday Night Lights marathon

Homemade pizzas and an Italian movie

 Light Pink dates have things we can do away from home but are less expensive than the red and don’t require as much planning.

Dinner and a movie (my choice and his choice)

Laser tag and go carts

Mexican night at Cocina Superior 

Drive-In date

Dessert only date

Window shopping for the house

Bowling

The Melting Pot

Coffee Date

I will do all of these some day

[oh-myalphabet]

i kind of really want to do this.

[for1ceinmylife]

If I did this, they would all end with “go home and fuck, HARD after”

[beserkerhealer]

Doing thisssss

[monkeysaysficus]

Gawd I’m so alone

[freshest-memes]

This speaks to me on a different level

[bestviralposts]

THIS CUTIE <3

credit

[bing0-b0ng0]

that is so adorable omgs

[whileiplaywithfire]

Hyah hyah hyah *stomp stomp stomp*

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[lynati]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[vecherion]

[mastergir]

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

[drkarayua]

This is unsettling.

[tooiconic]

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

A round of applause

[osakaxkobe]

[hobbilos123]

literal footage of me progressing in life

[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[sexynephron]

Update:

[homofied]

[freak-anthropologist]

The last…. slayed me

[vladtheunfollower]

[pepplemint]

NO GUYS I SEE YOUR NOTES BUT I DON’T THINK YOU GET IT

HE DID IT

[awwcutepets]

Who’s in for kayaking?

[catchymemes]

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

nice

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[lsleofskye]