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my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

dangertomlinson

i did not anticipate that wandavision would make vision one of my favorite characters but here we are

envymalice

My brain when im about to go to sleep:

freddiemercurysource-deactivate

I dress to kill, but tastefully. Freddie Mercury

the-korova-milk-bar

*goes to bed listening to the ramones* *wakes up wearing a leather jacket*

bryonybeatricetemple

*goes to bed listening to Led Zeppelin* *wakes up with the sexiest hair ever*

okspoks69

*goes to the bed listening to Red hot chili peppers* *wakes up wearing only a sock*

joeybelladonna

*Goes to bed listening to Megadeth* *Wakes up dead*

talklngheads-deactivated2021082

*goes to bed listening to Queen*

*wakes up wearing a silvery glittery unitard*

bluutsauger-deactivated20171124

*goes to bed listening to Pink Floyd*

*wakes up woke*

aclockworkqueen

*goes to bed listening to The Beatles*

*wakes up with a bowl cut*

take-their-fucking-heads

*goes to bed listening to Metallica*

*sleeps with one eye open*

silver-scream

*goes to bed listening to Green Day*

*wakes up in October 1st*

littlestarfucker

*goes to bed listening to The Rolling Stones* *wakes up strung out in an hourly motel*

byjove

*goes to sleep listening to The Doors*

*Wakes up in leather pants*

sassyartisanpizza

*goes to sleep listening to David Bowie*

*wakes up next to Mick Jagger*

lnterstellar0verdrive

*goes to bed listening to The Who*

*wakes up because you’re getting kicked out of the hotel room you trashed*

l-over-bo-y

*goes to sleep listening to oasis*

*wakes up with a drug addiction*

volcan0girl

*goes to sleep listening to The Smiths*

*wakes up crying covered in shrubbery*

finn-is-punk

*goes to sleep listening to AC/DC*

*wakes up in a school uniform*

exogenetics-symphony

*goes to sleep listening to Muse*

*wakes up with the inability to pronounce the letter “R”*

aliennasaprincess

iron maiden is so weird like they have one song that’s basically a Wikipedia page about Alexander the great and it goes on for like 8 minutes

you-didnt-see-that-cuming

Harry: *whispers* Not Slytherin! Not Slytherin!

Sorting Hat: *shouting* NOT SLYTHERIN AY?

Harry: BOI

renardtrickster

Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.

sabakunogaaraai

ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.

toothmuncher3000

I feel more comfortable reblogging this version

fawkyou-deactivated20190309

RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.

babylonqaf

RapeAxe- website which links their gofundme

leaper182

As of this reblog, Rape-aXe needs to raise $308,537. If you can’t help fund it, please reblog?

parkerpunology

so you mean to tell me this didn’t actually happen

fromthehousesoftheholy-deactiva

just a little something i made after seeing bohemian rhapsody

beter-p-barker

spider-man fighting crime with jake peralta would be a masterpiece and disaster

dumplingdean

me whenever I get home from the movies:

johnshelbys-deactivated20190330

it’s amazing how multi generational luke perry’s fanbase and appeal was, he touched people older than me and my mum’s generation through dylan mckay and beverly hills 90210 and younger people through the cw and riverdale. he resonates with a lot of people. my thoughts and prayers are with his children, family and friends, rest in peace luke.