sporatic

oh you can just push that stuff off the seat ... yeah just anywhere sorry i havent cleaned in a while haha.. .

[hoggingmycrank]

hyenas drunk as fuck at 3am on a tuesday cackling on their way to the Offal House

[hoggingmycrank]

Driving under the influence of wifesex and brother I am blowing wayy over the legal limit 😵‍💫

[hoggingmycrank]

...she ouro on my boros till she ouro on my boros till she ouro on my boros till she ouro on my boros till...

[hoggingmycrank]

deepthroating the bong gets your higher

[hoggingmycrank]

a woodpecker is a kind of dril tweet

[hoggingmycrank]

one guard always tells lies.... the other is Shakira's hips

[hoggingmycrank]

I love my wife like a Me that loves his wife: nothing else quite compares

[hoggingmycrank]

in the club overalls hiked up to my nipples dropping it low to the oompa-loompa song

[hoggingmycrank]

white-knuckled handjob from my wide-eyed and shaking Anxiety Twink

[undying-princess]

insidejob from a girl with huge 9/11's 😳

[markovchaingang]

i'm sorry, you want a what? a "paintjob"? look dude, this is a garage. we don't do happy endings. and even if we did that doesn't sound very pleasurable

[mctreeleth]

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

[mctreeleth]

thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out

[hoggingmycrank]

Kirkland brand weed cart family sized case of popcorn lung

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[hoggingmycrank]

i like my men like i like my women.... indistinguishable

[cruel-hiraeth]

thinking with my pussy? call that cuntemplation

[maroon-drake]

Trying to draw a soft dick from reference, buy I'm just not quick enough every time