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@holiday-eggnog
You know, I used to bag on OxiClean for playing commercials all the time on those channels you only watch when you’re sick, but now if anyone asks me about OxiClean I know it gets the tough stains out so who’s the real winner?
College is about hanging out with people you realize you never wanna hang out with again.
Pure of heart, dumb of ass, and huge of meat, we march forward. 😔👊
You weren’t “born bisexual” you watched Victorious in middle school and liked both Beck and Jade
Hahahah phone eats first, I say as I put the 10 almonds I’m going to eat into my weight watchers app.
I actually don’t really mind the dentists office but I get kind of pissed when they start talking encode about my teeth right in front of me. Like “tooth 45 has some build up schedule it for reassignment” like wtf I I don’t even have 45 teeth why are you numbering that high???? And where tf r u reassigning my tooth???? U and ur fuckin masked side bitch better shut tf up before I take this shit out of my mouth and punch u in the jaw so u can see what real teeth reassignment is u doofy slick haired bitch
Hahaha, yes i know everyone is jealous of my fabulous life and I’d like to update you:
I’m in the dark eating plain triscuits in silence.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Update on my life:
Finished off the box of plain, unsalted triscuits in the same depressing manner as last night but I am listening to the mulan sound track while sitting in an old rocking chair I fixed and painted and looking out the window dramatically as I whisper “when will my reflection show me who i am inside” and then proceeding to duck my head in a yearning fashion to chomp down on another triscuit.
Hahaha, yes i know everyone is jealous of my fabulous life and I’d like to update you:
I’m in the dark eating plain triscuits in silence.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
If u don’t know the aglet song form Phineas and Ferb then I don’t think we can be friends anymore sorry that was an intergral part of my childhood.
Nobody even talk to me I’m so gay i need like a 5 ft bubble of space where I can hyper focus on how gay I am, all the while isolating myself and wondering my I’m sad
I had to take my medication and instead of putting the pills in my mouth and taking a sip of my water, I put my pills in the water and then poured it on the counter.
Damn life do really hit different when you got serotonin.
I’m writing my essay with my government group in Starbucks today and this old man needed a table that I was kind of in the way of so I moved out of the way and said “oh sorry” and assumed I would be allowed to continue working because our interaction was over.
But apparently it wasn’t because, completely unprovoked, he yells “you know I’m a war veteran, right?” And me and the two other girls I’m with look at each other and I say “uhh no I didn’t” and he goes “well you should” and starts to bring up pictures on his phone of himself like I asked.
I don’t understand y baby boomers think it’s necessary to share their life story with everyone they encounter. Be proud of urself and ur own accomplishments. If u want attention just start a blog or something.
I walked up to my teacher and under her breath she goes “god I don’t know why I even try anymore you don’t know how to do more than one thing at a time” and I was like that’s accurate but rude and then I realized she was talking to her computer
No line in a song will hit harder than the line “tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him” in DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3
You can’t change my mind
A short list of some of the tabs I currently have open:
- songs that fuck
- songs that slap
- dried cinnamon apples
- Jeff bezos sexts
- leaf
- 3 separate gru tabs that all have a different pic on them
- tasers
- “Siri define ligma”