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we-love-gaming

Ouch

grootpoepjeplasjehoofd

I literally need 30 brands of applesauce and 80 brands of cornflakes otherwise I will die

sirduke

“No choice, no hope” is THE funniest way to describe not being able to pick Aquafina over Dasani

fishmech

someone pointed out its explicitly a restaurant supply store, which is why it only stocks large amounts of the exact same products and mostly in large sizes - so he didn't even walk into a supermarket in the first place

sovietshopaholic

oh my fuck

aplpaca

That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

aplpaca

These

are more genetically compatible than These

and that’s why morphology-based phylogeny has Issues

thellamamongler

@aviculor

aviculor

The problem is perspective. People always think dogs are the ‘standard’ animal, the metric to use for whether or not two organisms “look like” they’re related. When in fact they’re a massive outlier due to the fact that we fucked up this lineage of wolf beyond recognition with selective breeding. It’s why people always say “breed” when they mean “species”, especially when talking about groups like lizards which can’t even be defined cladistically since some of them are closer to snakes than each other. To say nothing of fish.

thetinybutimportantthings

I once read an article that emphasized there is no such thing as a fish. Sharks and rays, lamprey, lobe-finned fish like lungfish and coelacanth, bichir and sturgeon, and of course the multiple infraclasses of more “modern” fish groups are all only very distantly related to one another. They’ve maintained semi-similar body structures only because there are limited ways to efficiently move through water as a vertebrate.

This

And this

Are more distantly related from one another than you and I are from a lungfish

Which is absolutely fuckin wild.

bogleech

Not only that, but all of us air-breathing land vertebrates, all the lizards and chickens and people and frogs, are closer to one another than those three “fish” are to one another as well.

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these

are genetically closer than these

i-have-approximately-4-bones

and…

these

are genetically closer than these

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and my personal favorite, it really fucks with people…

these

are more genetically similar than these

augustdementhe

COOL.

varkarrus-deactivated20200511

just the other day, one of my friends mentioned this book, “Dinosaurs: A Concise Natural History,” which apparently has a (tongue in cheek) chapter that argues that Cows are actually Fish.

aureat

you know that feeling when you’re out in nature at 5 or 6am and everything’s still quiet and the air still smells like night time and it’s fresh so you shiver a bit but then slowly the first rays of sun peak over the edge of the earth and everything is bathed in foggy, golden light and you just stand there watching the earth awaken.. if that’s not soothing idk what is

gibbearish

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

skunkes

catgirlanarchist

brimalandro

i think about this a lot

dashaibo

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

ninja-pyro

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

ima-fuckingt4ble

protect him

unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

konigstigerr

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

rikzpt-deactivated20191229

This man deserves everything let him he happy

rikzpt-deactivated20191229

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

kakaphoe

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

feralkwe-deactivated20210912

Could we leave one of the very rarely found unproblematic white dudes alone?

His GQ piece is amazing and heartbreaking. He’s such a beautiful person.

Not only that but only utter garbage people body shame.

liberalsarecool

Republicans are so uniformly beholden to their symbol of racism, they are willing to go ‘all hands on deck’ to destroy the country.

No thought was EVER put into the downside of the Trump government shutdown.

mysharona1987

joey-wheeler-official

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

joey-wheeler-official

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

joey-wheeler-official

THE BOY

vr-trakowski

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).

songofkeys

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

gallusrostromegalus

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

hatwithglasses

Gentleman, if I might add:

joey-wheeler-official

yes you may add this

humorhour

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revolution-z

Mental health professionals: hitting your kids increases the risk of mental illness and could make them more aggressive in adult life

Some guy with 3 aggrevated assault arrests and a drinking problem: well my parents beat me and I turned out fine y’all are a bunch of snowflakes

seriousjones

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

imoldbutimstillintothat

Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.

darkmoron

Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction

bohaemia-deactivated20160727

i’m all for encouraging girls to pursue STEM fields but can we stop acting like talent/passion for the arts is inherently less valuable than talent/passion for maths and science thanks

hollowasialone

Let's also acknowledge and praise female dominated careers like nursing and caretaking! It's okay to be female and be a natural caretaker. Dismissing and invalidating these careers is not feminism!