Gold Dust Woman

Holly. 28. Taurus. Florida. ENFP.

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

SAUTÉING AN OVERSIZED DISCO BALL BY CLEVERLY USING ALL FOUR BURNERS CANNOT SAVE YOU 

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

torn between the competing desires to act out for attention and the equally compelling need to just sit quietly and eat a sandwich

[shynestar]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[reallyndacarter]

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

[idontknowwhatsgoingonhere]

wonder woman out here still saving lives

[day-dreamersclub]

magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh

[hollyissocoollike]

Can I marry you?

Yes 👀

[politicalsci]

[simonalkenmayer]

Your death is a preexisting condition and we cannot afford to cover every resurrection. I already have mine scheduled. Die mad about it.

[nativemuscle-blog]

Republican Jesus™

[mechhound]

ok i try to keep religion off of my blog, but this is hilarious

[wolfflux]

It’s funny because they’re nothing like the religion they hold on to so dearly lol… These memes are dead on

[0iqgremlin]

[cncohoee-deactivated20200321]

This boy

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[nowandthan]

[kafkart-deactivated20190512]

calm summer vibes 🌻🌅

[vannajamma]

[profeminist]

Aparna Nancherla: “A man can say sorry once for troubling behavior and he is a  reflective antihero. Women apologize for nothing their whole lives & it’s still their fault.”

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[sandandglass]

[marvellegends]

#PREACH

[sorrywroongperson]

[gahdamnpunk]

This is the best thing I’ve seen today. Hope to live to see the day when every parent is as accepting as this

[misstaylorsaid]

I’m not crying you’re crying