holy bloody rose

there's no goodness or evil but perspective

[psinatindala]

Lestat: When have I ever done something stupid and irresponsible?

Louis: Do you want the list in chronological or alphabetical order?

[lolbooooo]

I knew it!!! This is canon!🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

[holybloodyrose]

Freaking canon!

[atticescapee-abandoned]

Rats are the McDonald's french fries of the vampire world

High-key bad for you

Live off them when severely depressed, can't afford real food, or going thru a "vegetarian" phase you'll soon abandon

Grows cold so quickly

[holybloodyrose]

There's always where to get them when you need them

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

based on this tweet

[mjalti]

tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”

[tofugu]

New Japanese Learning Resources: March 2019

Every month we bring you the best NEW Japanese study tools. This month: a podcast, a kanji book, TV shows, and many apps!

March has passed, but it left behind some fantastic new Japanese learning resources in its wake. In addition to the helpful apps and websites that usually grace our screens, we also found a conversational podcast and a book about kanji! Let’s check them out.

Let’s learn Japanese from small talk!

The Kanji Code

Niai

Benkyou

Kana - Hiragana and Katakana

Decks (Memrise)

Terrace House: Opening New Doors, Part 6

Ainori: Love Wagon: Asian Journey, Season 2

Read more!

[jennamoreci-deactivated20260404]

Do you have any advice on writing an orphaned character?

Step 1: They probably shouldn’t have any parents.

Step 2: ?????

Step 3: Profit 

[holybloodyrose]

Step 2: send him/her to a magic school

[jennamoreci-deactivated20260404]

Buttercup is so cute! Where did you find that small little angel?

The Silicon Valley Humane Society :)

ADOPT, DON’T SHOP

(seriously breeder dogs are often fucked due to incest and neglect, please stop trying to be fancy with your purebred nonsense and adopt a healthy dog who needs a home and isn’t a genetic nightmare)

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

Shakira Law

[daggers-drawn]

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

One donut to fool them all 

[ketchupcapacity]

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

[unclefather]

There is one and only one shakira law. 1. Thou hips shalt not lie

[milky-katzchen]

How do you fuck up this bad

[topshotpicks]

[charmory]

this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

[jali-jali]

No shit. That tom cat was like:

“This thorn invested wall means nothing.”

“I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady.”

and the lady cat was all:

“My brave darling.”

OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!!

Suddenly my muse insisted me to draw the personification version of the last pic, and who am I to reject inspiration when it comes so willingly to me? At least this will help with the artblock issue I currently have to deal with.

Russian imperial era inspired because hot damn.

Note: I tried google reverse image (and other reverse image search engines) those photos and came up with nothing. I wish I knew the original photographer because I want to love hug him/her so hard for capturing such inspiring moments.

[youkofujima]

OMG that’s the cutest thing ever and the best courtly love ah so brilliant.

[forthegothicheroine]

Few romantic heroes could do better.

[stoneandbloodandwater]

I don’t post cats often but that illustration.

[acquaintedwithrask]

that ILLUSTRATION

[holybloodyrose]

This suddenly made me love romantic plots.

[mydollyaviana]

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

[jimkirksbutt]

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

[dead-blog-go-to-artgoddex-deact]

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

[genderneutralqueer]

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

[randomguy2015]

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

[smoltwnwitch]

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

[princess-0f-disney]

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

[radiio-siilence]

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

[msdisneyprincess]

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season. And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

[santinope-blog]

I love this fandom

[partofdisneysworld]

🙌👏

[spectromagiic-deactivated201806]

So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away

[misspookamonga-deactivated20190]

I am so proud of everyone who commented on this

[helsaguy]

This post is priceless. Way to go, Disnerds!

[jennytrout]

And wait, WTF. Why are the princesses the targets of derision here? Prince Phillip was ready to marry Aurora after just running into her in the forest. And then he risked his life and fought a dragon. He didn’t even know her real name, he thought she was some random peasant from the woods and he was ready to walk away from his kingdom. Why isn’t he on trial here?

Prince Charming, same thing. He’d met Snow White before, but he didn’t know she was the maiden he was looking for. He literally heard about some dead girl in the woods and was like, “I must have her for my bride.” We’re going to blame that on Snow White? She was unconscious. And aside from singing one song about him, she was kind of wrapped up in her own thing with her dwarf friends.

Jasmine didn’t even want to get married at all for like 90% of the movie. Aladdin pursued her, going so far as to completely overhaul his image to impress her.

Cinderella didn’t ever say she wanted to get married, either. Her Prince dancd with her once, then tracked her down by her shoe size. Again, he was the one who wanted to get married. She kind of just went back to her regular life with a bittersweet memory.

WTF is up with blaming princesses for the princes’ bad judgment?

[musicalhell]

And sure, we don’t see Anita and Roger dating, but there’s no reason to believe that they didn’t.  The movie isn’t going to waste a third of its running time developing a relationship for two secondary characters (remember, it’s the dogs’ story first) when all we need to know is “they met, and some time later they got married.”

[holybloodyrose]

Anna was almost completely isolated and avandoned during a great part of her youth and people expect to know how to deal with her first love interest? Come on and give her some credit... I would be sociopath in her shoes!

[jpyamasuke]

Accurate（’へ’）

[holybloodyrose]

My current state of mind

[jennamoreci-deactivated20260404]

I was re-reading Chapter 24 and FUCKING FLYNN 'flips table' Sorry! Sorry, I just high-key wanted to strangle him that chapter. But then I re-read the last part of Chapter 27 and felt way better :) 'stamps hard on Flynn's foot regardless'

Dude, I know, Flynn is an absolute, motherfucking piece of shit.

[holybloodyrose]

Am I the only one who actually likes Flynn? I mean... he's a shit... but a likable and dorky shit.

[coreywankenobi]

[braincloud9]

I’m not even in this fandom

[jerk-bending]

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

[dracze]

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE SWAG

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Always reblog

[ryoosukeyamada]

Where is EP 10 ENG SUB for Momikeshite Fuyu plzz I want to watch it and thank you for your hard work sorry if i am being annoying i just really want to know what happens next.

Hi! You’ve fallen for our trap! We just wanted to translate 9 episodes of a drama and then leave you guys hanging with no intention of ever translating the final episode! OUR EVIL PLAN HAS WORKED! MUAHAHAHAH!

…no, but really, the translation is done and it’s currently in the process of being encoded. It should be released soon, I promise :) 

[holybloodyrose]

Lol!! This could the most evil trap ever!

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.