hound of tindalos

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[psinatindala]

My dumb little headcanon (that probably was voiced out before) is that Scarecrow's immune to the Joker Venom and Joker's immune to the Fear Toxin because they're immune to their own formulas and somehow their formulas are pretty similar physiologically. And imagine they're confronted once and it's just getting awkward. Like, Crane's sitting tied to a chair while Joker's waiting for his venom starting effecting Scarecrow and they're just staring at each other. Like,

Joker: So... do you feel funny?

Scarecrow, no muscles moving behind the bag mask: Define 'funny'.

Silence

Scarecrow, slightly annoyed with literally nothing happening when he had plans for that evening (to poison Gotham obviously): let's put the definition aside. *The Therapy Mode turned on* Could you tell me what do you feel? Anxiety? Fear? Terror?

Joker: Hungry.

Scarecrow, who managed to inject the Fear Toxin into Joker's butt before getting caught and tied to a chair: Hungry?

Joker: Well yea, I'm hungry, I missed dinner chasing your raggedy ass!

Awkward silence

Scarecrow: Meaning... Pizza?

And yes, Joker's ordering pizza, untying Scarecrow, and they're chatting, like, they'll never be besties etc but that's an occasion that will be pretended to have never happened because literally whata shame, they both got caught and they both failed to poison an opponent.

Joker: Nah, not a fan of syringes, they require to be precise and patient, I can't afford to be like that when that's a lot to do and a mass effect that's needed. Ventilation, though...

Scarecrow: You're literally missing the point! The most thrilling part's figuring out what's inside each particular individual.

Joker: Guts and shit?

Scarecrow: Doubts and inner demons.

[psinatindala]

Sooo MIB: the Series was originally aired in the late 90s – early 00s, what a piece of media to watch in 2026, right?

Anyways, Agent L/Agent X anyone?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87128721

[psinatindala]

So my theory no-one was asking for is basically in Zootopia 3 the only way they can deliver a hopps-wilde family with a kid situationship without being too weird and with a possibility to keep being ambiguous is letting them to take care of a cuckoo chick left on Judy's or Nick's windowsill as an egg. Have people said that before?

[vampyre-lesbian]

matthew lillard just shared this on his instagram, he’s such an icon 🏳️‍🌈

[psinatindala]

Like, imagine Alastor's bringing his suit to a tailor and the tailor is Velvette bc it's not about overlords' rivalry and shit but it's about her passion. Since Vox and Val are interested in profit and power gaining more than she is as she's interested also in self-expression through fashion, since she thinks Val and Vox don't give a fuck about her passion, that is actually true, she believes she has an unquestionable right to not give a fuck bout possibly harming other Vees' businesses through 'helping' 'an enemy'. After all in this case she's not helping an enemy as it's part of her job that she cares about and Alastor's just another customer. Both Velvette and Alastor have enough dignity to not bring vox-y squabbles into a tailor-customer relationship as it obviously has nothing to do with anything else than tailoring service, nothing to do with Val or Vox's business, with overlords' wars, it literally effects no-one and nothing around. So Alastor's getting his suit back, he's paying and leaving and no-one'll ever know he's been here as again no-one really cares about Velvette's 'little hobby'. And well it looks to be a hobby, true, because she has no financial need to do the tailoring herself but she's interested in this case, like, she obviously knows who Alastor is and she's like damn the fucker's almost invulnerable (whatever Vox's saying) and got his suit ripped for the first time, I'm gonna be the first one who does the repair. And for Alastor it's more like he's aware of her being good at her job, she's one of Hell's bests and he wants the best service, but also it's his guilty pleasure to be that close to Vox without him noticing, bc it's the most unexpected spot and Vox couldn't ever think about Velvette tailoring Alastor's suit; Alastor could make up a plan or two out the tailoring service at Velvette's, but he wouldn't as it's given greater satisfaction

So yeah I don't know if it sounds any sane but just imagine Velvette repairing Alastor's suit because she just deserves to not care a dime bout Vox who barely cares bout anyone but himself and she deserves to take care about herself and do nice little things to please herself even when it means impertinently repairing Radiodemon's suit

[psinatindala]

Went to the SKYND concert in Warsaw. Saw two important things:

- the concert

- the Vox ad (it says 'Doors and Floors' and considering the red background it looks like Vox has conquered the Hotel and now 's selling it in parts [enchanted by Luci so they nonstop rebuild themselves for Vox's profit])

[cuchufletapl]

Letting out static like cats hissing at each other

[tailofalastor]

God, no wonder Carmilla has,no tolerance for either of them.

[rillyrillo]

Cooking with Vox! 🍳🍒

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 108

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Randolph Carter (Cthulhu Mythos)

Alfred Pennyworth (DC)

Voting ended onFeb 16

PROPAGANDA:

[Randolph]

"We just think it'd be cute and interesting. Also maybe he'll stop almost getting killed when pregnant (who are we kidding, of course he won't). At least those around him now have an excuse for him to slow down with his life or death adventures."

[Alfred]

"Get that old man pregnant.

He’s super badass and strong and stuff but then boom all the complications and now he gets to rest.

He’s a butler, but someone could finally take care of him!!! Yay!!!

He would be a good father. Teach that four year old how to break someone’s nose.

Bruce/Batman would lose it."

[saros-system]

[ID: One picture of Randolph Carter and another of Alfred Pennyworth. End: ID]

For Carter: He has so many people who could get him pregnant! There are obviously Richard Upton Pickman and Harley Warren, but also we could see Lavinia Whateley, Asenath Waite or even Yog-Sothoth or Nyarlathotep knocking her up! Also just like with Arthur we do not think it would make them less likely to risk their life on ridiculously dangerous adventures. It would however make said adventures more interesting. Also she probably would make a great mother for the Whateley Twins or Helen Vanhugan. And he's definitely a monsterfucker, one likely not opposed to giving birth to monsters.

(We use he/she/they for Carter because we see them as an intersex boygirl.)

Sorry for the late reply, we used to tell ourselves this was "too cringe" or something.

[psinatindala]

Good thing I didn't have a chance to vote

Oh dear I couldn't choose between them

Please take care of Alfred, he deserves it

Honestly no chance that Carter hasn't gotten pregnant at least once while travelling through all these dimensions and meeting all these entities. He's like... Ford Pines? But from 1920s??

[psinatindala]

I don't know I feel like Happy Day in Hell is very, very Good Morning Baltimore from Hairspray

Am I hallucinating?

[supa-sweetheart]

I placed them next to each other and there’s NO WAY this is accidental… The outfits are literally mirrored. Alastor in white up top, Lucifer in black below… inverted color palettes. Oh we are NOT sane about this… guyssss

Also… A heart looking like an apple…mhm mmmkay…

[psinatindala]

I feel like they're not matching outfits but Alastor's wearing Lucifer's jacket and Lucifer's wearing Alastor's one considering silhouettes and lengths. Plus Alastor's sleeves are a little too long for Luci

And also save me men with slutty waist save me

[psinatindala]

I'm headcanonig

Like, you know these theories or aus or whatever about the exorcists being female angels all looking alike because they were batch-made specifically for Adam

And let's imagine Adam's told to name these angels to make it possible to differentiate them. And Lute's the first one to name, and he starts: 'Lu...' — bc of Lucifer who's still a very strong memory and the very first association when it comes to Hell and sinners that he's going to exterminate with his brand new army. But ofc he stops himself and says the angel's name will be Lute, like the instrument he used to play

I mean, in Adam's head 'Lucifer' was an existing name, but 'lute' — just an object that he randomly used as a name. So he started this way... And some angels later Vaggi was named

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[psinatindala]

No way I can get this fic read but yeah, now it exists. I finally watched the second movie and rewatched the first one and couldn't stop my thoughts about bisexual anthro cats. Damn, how they managed to create them like that, unbelievable

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64036951

[rem-the-moth]

Hold the phone.

THERE IS AN AO3 TAG FOR THIS FILM??

Sorry i need to cancel all my plans and look trough all the fics

[psinatindala]

Holy shit, surprisingly it's getting more and more alive! When I posted (less than a year ago) my fic there were like 7 fics?? Now it's 49! 7 times more! Does it mean a bunch of people resurrected a dead fandom? Or more like form a new fandom that used to be inexistent? Damn I'm so shoked!

[psinatindala]

I might be delusional but listen to me

Remember that scene when they had caught Sir Pentious spying for Vox, and Alastor called Vox via that comm watch or something? So what Alastor said was 'Next time you'll have to try better, old pal!' It was creepy and all but! He didn't say shit like 'Just give up, you have no chance!', no-o, Alastor was so-o believing in Vox, thinking he's capable of more and that's going to be so fun to continue their rivalry. Alastor is Vox's one-person cheerleading team, lol

And all these times when Alastor said something like 'Vox, you still can't beat me one on one, you still use others to fight for you'?? To me it fairly means Alastor still wants Vox to show all his power, for Al to have someone on his side means to be weak, he doesn't get or doesn't want to admit that it's Vox's actual power to be able to influence people for his own benefit, because he's a TV personification and he's a master at being a TV demon! Alastor clearly despises Vox's methods and wants him to level up but it's impossible. Simply because the two fuckers have two different scales! And also Alastor chronically drives Vox crazy, meaning Vox has had Alastor as a role model for too long so he doesn't fully believe in himself with his skills that are so different from Alastor's

Someone please explain them they should finally stop comparing

[psinatindala]

I mean

Lucifer (2016-2021) x Hazbin Hotel crossover?

I mean

Lucifer's already existing in the Multiverse so the HH realm's just a parallel universe for Lucifer's, right?

And both Lucifers are just:

"So we offer sorta therapy to redeem sinners"

"Yeah, I hate Adam"

"My daughter got on my nerves, but she's still the best 😭"

"I miss Lilith 😭"

While Maze and Vaggi have sparring fights chatting about their girlfriends that are the sweetest people, and sometimes Maze substitutes Husk as a bartender when he's deadly drunk

And Lucifer (Tom Ellis) witnesses Alastor for the first time and suggests to invite someone John Constantine

And Lucifers argue who can make scarier faces and who's a better performer

[shisabun-art]

So that Hazbin Hotel season finale, am I right? Alastor was rocking his battle outfit.

[psinatindala]

So Hellsing vibes it makes me cry loveitloveitloveit