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★ — INERTIA.

summary: in which you propose a sex ban to the lads boys.

ft. xavier, zayne, rafayel, sylus, caleb & valko

notes: MDNI / NSFW (obvi), xavier’s a little greedy, zayne is barely surviving, rafayel Isn’t Surviving, sylus is an ass (lovingly), caleb is ridiculous, valko is just silly. no explicit mentions of gender (!!!), mentions of sex/sexual acts. brief mention of murder (guess who), and that’s it (i think)

p.s. valko is becoming my muse so his is unintentionally longer than the others…he speaks to me like sin to a sinner…yum…

a/n: i’ve unfortunately gotten back into hsr and have finally started wuwa and i cannot stop thinking about how predictable i am. my mains are just like caleb + valko and it’s obscene. my greed is neverending. beside myself with disgust at my desire (kidding) (i don’t rlly care it’s just silly)…ty for reading (- -)(_ _)

luvndeepspace

Some pawsitive vibes for the Valko community! Remember even if it’s tough atm to smile…

pursuitofjane

you were never much of a PDA person, but sylus loves it. if he could have it his way, he’d be kissing and loving on you in public 24/7, while still being respectful of course—arms around your waist, hand in his, or arm around your shoulders to pull you close and murmur sweet nothings into your hairline.

“what’s wrong, sweetie?” your husband asks, when you dodge his kiss with a sheepish smile, that teasing lilt ever present in his voice. “we’ve been married for how long now? it’s okay if people know you like me.”

you ignore the warmth in your cheeks, the part of you that’s still prone to his negging, before lacing your fingers between his as a consolation prize and scoffing, “who says i like you?”

“you’re the one wearing my ring, wife,” he raises your joined hands, placing a loud smooch onto the back of yours. “you said yes to this.”

“that’s because you literally got on your knees and begged me,” you fire back, trying your hand at ragebaiting him.

but sylus just laughs, red eyes just sparkling, before leaning in to whisper into your ear, “and i’d do it again.”

<3

(the smallest of sequels)

bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

smokingchagga

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

tired-biscuit

you know that trope where it’s princess + knight, but they’ve both been captured by the bad guys and the princess is now gripped by the jaw by the villain, receiving a thin cut to her cheek while remaining completely still with a defiant look in her eyes even as a droplet of blood begins to trickle out of the wound, all while 3 people AT THE VERY LEAST need to have their hands locked on the knight because he’s thrashing around like a wild animal, trying so so so desperately, violently, to get to her?

yeah, that’s porn to me.