BIT corner

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[teletraan-exe]

star trek tng episode, variant 1

1-5 minutes of runtime: Someone kidnaps Data

1:33 minutes of runtime: Swashbuckling intro

34 minutes of runtime: Picard arguing with some stodgy fed over Starfleet Protocol section 8 subsection 32c clause 19 which decides the case as ransomware or kidnapping and all the ramifications thereof

2 minutes of runtime: Data saves himself and returns to the Enterprise. The Enterprise crew does a group hug with their eyes. The stodgy fed goes huh. Maybe that thing really does have feelings. Maybe I oughta think long and hard about my prejudice about lifeforms that are different than me. What do YOU, the viewers at home, think? Is this going over your head? 30 years hence, are you going to say things like "Awww dammit, are they making Star Trek WOKE now?" Well, I suppose that's to be expected, we did have to make it toothless enough to get it past the network.

1:30 minutes of runtime: Swashbuckling credits

star trek tng episode, variant 2

dr. beverly crusher has been possessed by an invisible glowing spirit worm from the 8th dimension. It's strange. It's scary. It came here for one reason and one reason only:;. ... TO FUCK NASTY.

star trek tng episode, variant 3

barclay violates seventeen HR policies in one go and then invents a new disease

[michaelfans]

[evilwizard]

one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?

[latinare]

dei cubiculum quondam intravi dum me non exspectaret et ad pedem cubilis orans genuit. qf. cui orabat ..?

[evilwizard]

this is good because maybe there are medieval priests who wanna read this one

[oldenglishtextposts]

hit gelamp sume dæge þæt ic ga in godes rom þa he ne min wende and he cneowlode æt his beddes fet him gebiddende. þf. to hwam gebæd..?

[evilwizard]

motherfucker stop translating my post into the common vernacular and distributing it out to the peasantry

[astercontrol]

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[serpentdaughter]

GAY SEX ON STAGE

[flustered-art]

Do you guys think they had this conversation?

[witchesarewhores1222-deactivate]

[idontwanttoboldlygo]

[gaysie]

thank god they made black sails before everyone who knew how to do lighting and composition for television shows committed ritual suicide

[iftadwascool]

[felicitykings]

Stay close.

TRON (1982) dir. Steven Lisberger

[werepires]

The children yearn for 22 episode seasons

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

okay sure welcome back 2005 i guess

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

thought about him a bit too hard the other day and felt physically ill. send help

[dsbigham]

Flynn’s by Raid71

[chewbacca]

[tlirsgender]

I've said all this before but I still love this pop culture liminal space star trek occupies where like.. It's iconic. It's massively influential. It's genre defining. It holds historical significance. Everybody knows about star trek. But it also takes a certain type of nerdass to actually actively participate in Liking Star Trek