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terron - old as shit - former texan

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Teal ~

[homedepotthemesong]

looking at this site after being on twitter for the last however many years is so peaceful just nice stuff instead of a liveleak shooting every 3 posts

[homedepotthemesong]

how the fuck I get this website off dark dark mode goddamn this shit looks like the void

[ventrues-remaking-soon]

[slitherpunk]

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

[devipotato]

[xdead-god-dreamingx]

[kristoffblogman]

Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

[kristoffblogman]

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

[kristoffblogman]

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[binalakai-archive-deactivated20]

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass

[not-a-space-alien]

My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--

Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*

[not-a-space-alien]

Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....

Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself

[fiollaigean]

Sick peasant: please, there has to be something you can do to help me-

Plague doctor: VIBE CHECK

[memesandlaughs]

[tocif]

[ankha85]

[arachnopus]

[punchodile-defunct]

This was already funny without the translation, but now that I understand it’s even funnier

[tdwhisperer]

“Hello, good day”

“… TESTICLES”

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

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[aku-no-homu]

[goulashnikov-concern]

[grocerystorephobic]

There are three kinds of people. 

(The audio is from the podcast What Should We Draw)