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The Different Nos of the Bad Batch, according to Omega

Hunter No: common, but weak. Often easily overcome by just looking at him slightly harder.

Tech No: firm, but if you can give a good logical argument, he'll change his mind

Wrecker No: extremely rare. If this is given, listen to it.

Crosshair No: every request will initially be a no. As easily broken as Hunter's, if not easier.

Echo No: this No is unbreakable. When the Echo No happens, it must be respected.

Go ask Echo: the same as an Echo No

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The Bad Batch's Morning Affirmations:

Hunter, shakily: I am holding it together, I am holding it together

Wrecker: each day presents a new opportunity for explosions!

Echo, loudly, so Hunter can hear: I am worth more than two thousand. I am worth more than THREE thousand

Tech: I am confident in my abilities and trust myself fully. Which goes without saying.

Omega: I will make my brothers feel loved, whether they like it or not.

Crosshair, leaning in close to the mirror: listen here you little shit

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When Omega finds Ventress fighting her brothers:

Hunter: She's been lying to us, Omega! She's a war criminal! Crosshair: Yes. She is the Only war criminal here. There are no others. Nobody else has even thought about war crimes.

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The Bad Batch right before they show up in the Clone Wars

Hunter: okay, these regs have never met us, this is our chance to convince them we're cool. Tech, you start by coming in hot and landing like a badass Tech: Got it Hunter: Wrecker, you come out first, you're the most intimidating Wrecker: CAN I SAY SOMETHING COOL Hunter: only if you run it past us first. Crosshair, take off your helmet, stare at them, but don't. Say. Anything. Crosshair: I won't say anything if THEY don't say anything Hunter: this is why you keep getting punched, Crosshair. Anyway, Wrecker and Tech, us three will start talking about the Yalbecs Wrecker: And how we cut off the Queen's stinger! Tech: And I will tell them how that drove the males to attempt to mate with us. Hunter: what? No, Tech, that's the opposite of cool! Tech: On the contrary, sex appeal is considered extremely impressive Hunter: that's not- okay, you're not allowed to talk either. Tech: I can make no promises

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Crosshair when Tech 'um akshullys' him: Crosshair: ugh Crosshair: stop Crosshair: no one cares Crosshair: Alexa can you turn off your brother Crosshair: Echo how do you say shut up in Mando'a Crosshair when Tech 'um akshullys' anyone else: Crosshair: oooooooooh Crosshair: get DESTROYED Crosshair: have you considered not being WRONG Crosshair: BOW TO HIS SUPERIOR INTELLECT

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The difference between Season 1 and Season 3 of the Bad Batch

Season 1: Omega: Crosshair, can I have a hug? Crosshair: The audacity??? Of this Child??? Nothing would revolt me more than to show any kind of weakness to sate your neediness. Season 3: Omega: Crosshair, you're getting a hug. Crosshair: The charity??? Of my Sister??? Nothing would give me more joy than to be hugged by the Literal Angel that you are, though I am a lowly worm.

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Right before Omega and Crosshair reunite with the Bad Batch:

Crosshair: Listen kid, when we get there, things have got to change. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I've got a reputation to maintain. No more coddling. They CANNOT know that I like you. Omega: Omega: Omega: I'm telling them everything

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Crosshair under the chip pays his taxes.

Normal Crosshair commits tax fraud

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Omega asks each of the Batch if they would love her if she were a worm:

Hunter: ...yes? Echo: Omega, that's ridiculous Tech: Irrelevant. You are not capable of becoming a worm Wrecker: OF COURSE Crosshair: Are you not getting enough attention

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There are many reasons why Mayday's death is tragic, but the biggest one is that now he will never be able to bully Crosshair about the 'dead weight' comment and how it was total BS.

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Season 3 of the Bad Batch

Omega, at Crosshair: STOP BEING MEAN TO CROSSHAIR Crosshair: I am Crosshair??? Omega: EXACTLY

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Emerie and Hemlock interrogating Crosshair

Emerie: The child is with Clone Force 99 Hemlock: They stick out like a sore thumb. We'll find them. Crosshair: the hell you will. They've got a two-day start on you, which is more than they'll need. The Batch has friends in every town and village from here to Tatooine. Tech can speak a dozen languages, knows every local custom. They'll blend in. Disappear. You'll never see them again. With any luck, they've gotten the child out of your reach already. *meanwhile on Eriadu* The Batch: SUP NERDS WHERE'S OUR BROTHER

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The true context of the “I’m not THEM” quote from the Season 3 trailer

Omega, Crosshair, and Tech have all escaped and they’re at the store waiting for Hunter and the rest to pick them up. Tech is off trying to find some new glasses.

Omega: Can we get this Mantell Mix? Please?

Crosshair: No.

Omega: The others would have gotten me Mantell Mix

Crosshair: WELL I’M NOT THEM

And then Hunter and the gang come and get them and they’re a family again and we don’t have to see them get hurt anymore.

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After Cid finds out that Hunter, Wrecker, and Echo escaped

Cid: Uh, do you guys have a witness protection program or something?

The Empire: Lol no snitches get stitches

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A few days into their capture

Omega: *causing absolute chaos at the Tantiss lab while ferally screaming*

Crosshair:

Crosshair:

Crosshair: what is wrong with your child

Tech: Isn't she great???

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Omega and Crosshair on Tantiss

Crosshair: I was beginning to wonder if you had gotten my message

Omega: We did, Crosshair. And then we decided to come and rescue you.

Crosshair: *looks at the straps holding him down*

Crosshair: *looks at Tech suspended in a bacta tank*

Crosshair: Good job.

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A missing scene from the Book of Boba Fett (to celebrate Mando season 3 coming out next week!!!)

Luke: okay kid what are you gonna choose, being a Jedi or going with Mando

Grogu: listen you seem very nice and all and I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I'm not comfortable with the company you keep

Luke: wait, what company? Ahsoka?

Grogu: no. *points*

Luke: *looks around to see the sheepish Force ghost of Anakin*

Luke:

Luke:

Luke: all right here's the shirt I'll have R2 drop you off