false hope and freedom

[dankmemeuniversity]

[a-bitchtm]

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Both are true

[chu-art-and-memes-blog-is-broke]

[memewhore]

[homegrownherion]

Jason derulo more like Jason de-roll-O

[heartsaidnoibat]

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

[staggot]

honestly she is serving looks

[rippingupthedisco]

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

[whitepeopletwitter]

[borfuses]

[mysharona1987]

[homegrownherion]

Yes that’s a squirrel

[badtvblog]

[delphinidin4]

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[nourrice]

me when someone asks what’s wrong with me: are u ready

[vadime]

[homegrownherion]

Creamer on a Beamer

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[boarboy-old-blog]

The first caveman to ever lie down must have been like mate get down here this shit is class!!!!!

[cornygirlfriend]

“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

My heart is about to stop💀💀💀💀

[daaaaaliaa-deactivated20190111]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[thismynewshit-deactivated201809]

“Ol circus bear lookin ass”

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

“Now you got your weave wet, 40 and still selling 20’s, Can’t get up! life alert-face ass”

😭

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Lmaoooo

[abowles]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[jehovahhthickness]

The “zoom zoom” took me out

[amey-winehouse]

I’m crying 😂😂😂

[soorayray]

I lost it when she said Ruff Ryder

[jonesycaporgime-deactivated2018]

least we know what that lil boy from the hurricane chris video is up to these days

[onlyblackgirl]

I was not excepting this i fucking choked. She called him a “shhhmedium bike Debo lookin ass”

[tfry1440]

I’m dooooone 😂😂

[kimreesesdaughter]

$13K on the gold “allegedly” but no car. Lmaoooooo😂😂😂