[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[my-dailydreams]

[x-chaotic-echo-x]

I love how the Disney adaptation of Percy Jackson and the Olympians does such a good job from the outset of emphasizing that Percy might be half god on Poseidon’s side, but every instinct in him that makes him a hero is because he is Sally Jackson’s son.

[velvetys]

Is this fandom annoying poll give me your hand and listen to me. every fandom is annoying and being a fan of anything is evil

[halles-comet]

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

[transmutationisms]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i steal company time

[transmutationisms]

its literally time theft tuesday

[sorrrowfull]

[holyfuckingweed]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 1/?

[swamp-spirit]

My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

[irreparableinnocence]

I always refer to one of my cats as my Lacanian kitty. She will meow incredibly insistently for something, and once it is given to her, she will look at it briefly, decide she dgaf, and continue to demand something. Nothing existing could ever satisfy her desire because it is a metonymic manifestation of a lack that is inherent to the structure of her being, she is not asking for my sandwich, she is asking for something else via sandwich, and once proven that the sandwich isn't that something else she will desire another thing in the same vain hope.

[valiantlyinvainn]

[tonysaintborgi]

wait it's dst this weekend where's the cher image

[tonysaintborgi]

ok I'll cher it

[gerardwaysbob]

[necrophilologist]

okay i'll bite. who's taylor swift

[littleterrypottermix]

Clark Kent (2025) shows his buddy Jimmy at the Planet a funny reel he recently saw on Instagram, however Jimmy notices that Clark’s logged into his Superman account instead of his private one and that ladies and gentlemen is how Jimmy Olsen finds out that Clark Kent is indeed Superman.

[pitbolshevik]

every time i cant beat a level in a video game i think about the fucking does that seem fair to you tweet

[pitbolshevik]

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die