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[escuerzoresucitado]

[powerburial]

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[afloweroutofstone]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[segamascott]

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[openingadoor]

[segamascott]

[pissvortex]

Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it "Black Cow"

Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

[toskarin]

the aldi subreddit is worth a check. most brand ones aren't, but maybe 10% or so of the posts are just people posting "this wasn't good" with a photo of some sort of boschesque food item that they invented and unleashed on the civilian population

[grox]

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

[ewaneneollav]

woke up to text from my boss saying today i’ll be tied by one ankle to the bottom of a ufo which will fly around the earth at sonic speeds while i slam into billboards & trees & scream hysterically 

[peteneems]

[pjackk]

Im in trouble again for schlicking off on the clock which is total bull shit because its the only way i can find relief from my extreamly stressful as fuck job at donut tasting facility i think im gonna quit so i dont do nothing really bad to me its not worth the 6 figures when im stuck high key being under so much pressure for 2 hours striaght every single fcking tuesday and wensday it feels like i csnt be myself there because im to busy chewing eclares and shit

[harsh-noise]

[heavensickness]