cool cool

i am gay 4 triangles

[howdy]

me

[leerings]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

“reach beyond my face”

“nearly physically assault me”

I’d make that face too 

[deaddolin]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Her Twitter is @orangecoatgirl

[goingtrickster]

my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me

[driluniverse]

[barylisk]

  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[od3nir]

i can be your angle… or your devil

[venti-in-arboribus]

Would help if you spelled “angel” right. 😏

[od3nir]

1. it’s a meme

2. why are yall so damn grumpy about a misspelling grammar’s fake dude we made it up go outside

[originalultrabeast]

[loveitorreblogit]

“From rags to riches 100%.”

[retrogamingblog]

When your boss is more of a Digimon guy

[gothdogg]

when people start talking shit about a person you actually like right in front of you

[fevereraross]

[duhpendent]

*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention

[animatedtext]

[cabronaa]

i love pretty girls aka all girls

[bitchycode]

[sodafloat-archive-deactivated20]

[foodnetworkruinedmylife]

Chopped drinking game

1 drink if:

- three males and one female 

- someone says something along the lines of “I’m too good for this ingredient" 

- someone garnishes with citrus

- someone fries an ingredient for a garnish 

- multiple chefs make the same type of dish

- only one person knows how to correctly prepare the ingredient

- someone forgets a basket ingredient until the last minute

- someone leaves off a basket ingredient

- an italian pronounces everything in a thick accent

- salad in the appetizer round

- ice cream in the dessert round

- someone panics over their baked dessert not cooking

- someone attempts to make a risotto

- someone talks about chopping something up and then cuts themself

- a competitor “has overcome a lot of obstacles and is not going to let this one take them down”

- “get it on the plate”

- sriracha

- “I’m looking down at my dish and I’m feeling good”

- a judge asks someone if they tasted their dish and they didn’t

2 drinks if:

- alex and scott are sitting next to each other

- a dessert isnt sweet enough for amanda

3 drinks if:

- scott conant’s chest hair is showing

- ted allen says “be well”

- someone describes food as “sexy” (+1 if it’s scott conant)

finish your drink if:

- that one asshole that you were rooting against wins

[unfaggy]

this will kill you 3 minutes in

[guyramsayfieri]

1 drink if: they’re doing it for their kids

[pluckedanarchist]

2 additional drinks if two chefs try to use the ice cream machine in the same round. 1 more shot if someone makes bread pudding

[thegreat-unkn0wn]

@phantom-voices