etc

29/gay

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[homocephalopods]

I love my suggested facebook friends: -every single one of my friends' exes -my dead friend's alt account -old boss -current boss -conservative relative I unfriended 9 years ago -some guy I may or may not have fucked (also 9 years ago)

[maykitz]

people throw in "not trying to be rude" at the end of the rudest thing you've ever heard as if they're trying to go "no homo" after sucking the balls too

[runcibility]

ellingson.tv on instagram

[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[shiveringsoldier]

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[windmill-ghost]

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

[windmill-ghost]

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[umarell]

something decidedly unchic is afoot

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[socpens]

i am 24 years old, live in Funsack Arkansas United States, i drive a ford mustang, the middle east scares me and my credit card number is 2938 829903 8239

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact