Sleep is for the Weak

I cant actually do water colors, sorry to disappoint. Listen, this blog hasn’t been updated since the Mishapocolypse and that isn’t my problem anymore.

[scribeherself]

Collect small astonishments. The first tomato of summer. A dog dreaming in its sleep. Someone laughing before they finish the joke. The moon arriving before the sun has quite departed. We keep waiting for life to announce itself with trumpets, but it has always preferred quieter instruments.

[fightingbymoonlight]

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[homoeroticsherlockwatercolors]

Satisfied with their lil spot in the world and ‘boring’ and unstressed enough to be a solid foundation for apprentice humans is honestly what it takes for solid reliable communities. I know a guy that was so happy managing this dinky little two screen small town theater, but had to go find a call center job that actually paid decently with benefits, then the place sucked so much the owner gave up and sold the building. Everyone’s miserable.

And that guy should have gotten to play that character and decorate his little house and feel stable enough to have kids that grow up in a rich local environment. I’m mad about it.

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[inkieswirlsgaming]

This is a threat

[pitchblackespresso]

Old pmd art from 2020

I'm still very fond of all of these

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[zukana13731]

"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"

"Wooo!"

*gentle woodwind music*

[shutinthenutouse]

[technofeudalism]

today i learned how they vaccinate sheep and OH MJY TGOD

[aniseandspearmint]

gotta put the sheep in the sheep chute to shoot the sheep

[6qubed]

never have I ever seen a creature so passively Not Having A Good Time before

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When a lamb is stuck it'll just Sit There. They won't struggle unless they think they can get away.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#these poor things!#there HAS to be a better way

Poor things? They're fine. This is like a baby in a car seat. The sheep are not in pain, they are not overly uncomfortable, they are not unusually scared. They probably are a bit annoyed. But this setup isn't hurting them or straining their bodies in any way. It's shaped specifically to hold their limbs out of the way without hurting their back, hips or shoulders. It's 'plastic cone on a cat with stitches' level of inconvenient, for a handful of seconds, and it's certainly much safer and easier than the other method (trying to restrain the lamb on the ground with your arms and knees while carefully giving it a delicate vaccination).

[robiniswriting]

the ninth doctor came, served cunt so hard he rebooted an entire franchise, and then died. icon