god (self diagnosed)

saša | 1992 | he/him | fag | brainweird | satanist | anarchist

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[allegedly-human]

DSM-6 new pathology predictions:

- Send to prison immediately disorder

- Nothing I can pinpoint but The Vibes were off so let's just say she's crazy

- Wrong type of autistic

- Annoying Black child

- Please I just want to give one more patient electroshocks before I retire

[gatto-italiano]

Addendums: - Need to come up with a slur for this one - Lazy bum disease - Bad type of insecure - *Printed image of LowTierGod with the caption 'you should kill yourself now'*

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[delicate-viscera]

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

[base-and-superstructure]

usamerican civilian stunned to learn that justifying and defending this willing and paid participation (even tho it's the only way to go to college/get a job/whatever nice thing that is apparently worth more than other people's lives and freedoms) is an equally huge red flag fr fr fr

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[assaultmystic-archive]

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

[oysters-aint-for-me]

you are a regular guy. you can enter a space. you are a regular guy. you can enter a room. you are a regular guy. you can do that transaction. you are a regular guy. you know how to answer the phone. you are a regular guy. you know what sleep is. you are a regular guy. you know how to wake up. you are a regular guy. you know how to move through space. you are a regular guy. you know what it means to be you.

[chryza]

Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

[koukorndog-deactivated20260108]

ml wombat core ^-^

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[depsidase]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny