Azriel's AFK

Hi my name's Azriel. | he/him | this is a bullshit blog. I post sometimes. I reblog anything I like. | I love comments and reblogs and talking to people about cool things |

[moonymoonsiplier]

*kiss*

[the-ever-ending-story]

nooooo don’t kys you have an unpopular blog to run aha

[inconsisstent]

More of these bozos

[sometimes-stupendium]

Happy belated birthday to the one and only! I'll admit, I reblogged this 90% for the cake 😋

[sparrrorow-art]

the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

[fleshengine]

Reblog this loby when they least expect it.

[lacunabugs]

This is going to be Abestache, but I’m struggling with Abe, so u only get Wilf for now ☹️

Just imagine Abe is there being tugged along by his necktie looking like he’s five seconds away from either killing or making out with this man okay

[willgrahamscock]

thank u markiplier

[willgrahamscock]

the humble and benevolent markiplier

[azrielsafk]

Reminds me of the post I saw like yesterday.

@graves-yard (sorry for the ping) this was the funniest prequel to this post I can think of.

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[entrailer]

if any body has any fics where grace has a distinctly bad horrible no good time please send them my way. double points if hes pissy and horrible during it too

[clayo3]

idk what variety of grace suffering u are interested in so ive included many options. im sure uve read a lot of these but whatever. hashtag my grace torment nexus fic recs

Mental Torment:

This signal will repeat until there are none left to send it, by @synthyk (Moonshine_Dan). grace turns around too late

astronauts, cheatgrass, and other invasive species, by ifonlyiwaswittier. grace wakes up on the mary with dirt under his nails

lost and found in translation, by Flickerphoenix7765. there are some translation issues when grace and rocky arrive on erid

Take Your Vitamins, by Desmenn. grace runs out of his antidepressants

catastrophic functionality, by @deervsheadlights. high functioning addict ryland grace

Physical Pain:

Appendix: Saving Grace, by twasbilligand. grace appendectomy!!

Inside of Me, by @witchening (oddlover). grace appendectomy!! (cant believe my art helped inspire this ur so awesome kit mwah)

(please) cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul, by @szczyrkowa (lizardhands). grace appendectomy!! (+ character study)

Tripod Grace, by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic. grace breaks his hip on the way back to erid

pain sorrow wise tomorrow, by @landsat9. armando had to amputate graces arm after the ammonia burns

time for caution by @landsat9. rocky accidentally ruptures grace's eardrums on the way to Tau Ceti E

instinct is stronger than reason, by @andthepeople (spqr). grace is badly injured in the biodome. he only trusts rocky to perform the surgery (this one does include smut, but not during the physical torment.)

Physical Pain (Grace Pervert edition):

two stones with one rock by @landsat9. grace gets kidney stones, rocky helps him remove them

Skin Hunger, by sheepgore. grace cant cope with the touch starvation, he needs to touch rocky (burns!!)

tear down my reason, by Falloutcoy. burnplay

I'm Not (That) Innocent, by @doomedblade. eridian pon farr, noncon

Is It Over Yet, by @voiidvagabond. cnc. reliving ur trauma through fucked up sex

[moromonkeygirl]

Royalteeth X the corpse bride?... HELL YEAHHHH!!

[innocuously-ostentatious]

These are technically a sequel to a crack smut fic I wrote but also they stand on their own so whatever. Bazinga. Go my scallops.

[goslingplier-rambles]

would y'all be interested in like a description of how I see different Goslingplier ships (ranging from SFW to NSFW)????

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[darker-than-darkstorm]

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

[my-dad-named-me-goose]

happy Halloween guys

[werepires]

weemp weemp 🚀

[zer0brainc3lls]

Keep in mind that Grace doesn’t have the best manners meanwhile Simon apologises to the voice box after hitting it.

Simon gets on the Hail Mary and doesn’t hear a single “please” come out of Grace for like a fucking week and he’s APPLAUDED. When he’s a bit more comfortable he says, “you could say please, y’know!” Half joking half serious and Rocky turns to Grace and says “new word.”

Now Simon is staring at Grace with his jaw on the floor and Grace won’t look at him

[pinkcdraws]

SPACESTUNT NATION I’M HERE

[linusx]

WILFORD MOTHERLOVING WARFSTACHE!!!!

thinking about making some abestache and discodoll art.......