This House Is Bitchin’ @homosexualchicken - Tumblr Blog

Awhh you guys! Remember that kid from the polar express? The nerdy one?

That one? Well look at him now!!

#chris hartley #until dawn #polar express #chris until dawn #this is still my greatest masterpiece to date #this was over 9 years ago #i've played this game way too much still #thanks for liking my humor

theundergroundwoman

that’s what I’ve been saying!! <- I’ve vaguely and briefly thought about it maybe one time

ecig937272837282

Some of the greatest minds of our generation have wasted away on tumblr dot com making 2 note posts

mypoorcanary

saying "im gonna kill myself" whenever anything goes wrong is literally my number 1 coping mechanism. im not gonna do it im just saying it bc it makes me feel good

thickness-protection-program

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

balleater

liam retweeting this is THE funniest thing he couldve done right now.

my-spiritualweapon-is-a-lollipop

Gay wizards. Thats it. Thats the post.

jackkdaniels

the journey of catching up with campaign 2 and hearing about Essek and Shadowgast and going “oh he sounds evil, this is one of those hero/villain hateships isn’t it” to meeting Essek and going “oh he’s chill actually, this is a friends to lovers ship” to “oh wait no he IS evil, one sided enemies to lovers” to “he was evil but he’s getting better :) narrative foils :) soulmates :)”

ashleyinwondrland

Caleb: I pull Essek in for a kiss

Me: visible excitement

Caleb: on the cheek

Me: less excitement

nat1nonsense

Caleb and Essek talking about their sins while on the dunamancy level of Caleb’s tower, weird first date but go off <3

jackkdaniels

I love that we’ve all decided Essek and Caleb make the whole long distance thing work through sheer willpower and 25 word soundbites

neinofthem

another day goes by where i don’t have an essek origin story graphic novel. the sands of time are eroding my flesh, but not my will. i will wait for you, beloved. don’t take too long.