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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

c3rvida3

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

memereposts

What the fuck is happening

c3rvida3

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

seshrat

every time i read “straight people” i automatically picture the pixies from fairly odd parents

seshrat

jtwarnock-deactivated20160223

These kind of posts make me think bad of gay people. If you want to talk about how straight people are “closed-minded” then just look at this post. How do they expect to ever be respected if they constantly talk about straight people in this way. It really irritates me when I see posts like these.

seshrat

talesfromtreatment

Foiled!

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”

friendlyfrankenstein

very tiny quiet ‘born to be wild’ plays

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rachandroll

I saw a sad facebook post from the gay bookstore back in Ann Arbor where I used to live about how they hadn’t sold any books that day so I went on their online store and bought a couple, and while you don’t get #deals like elsewhere online, I’d love it if y’all would consider buying your next gay book from them instead of like, Amazon.

furiessong

!!!!!!!

beachdeath

https://www.facebook.com/Common-Language-Bookstore-42608907253/

shanology

That most recent update was as of April 18, 2018, so if y’all are in the market for a book, this post is both real and recent.

kaijutegu

nobody’s perf-

oh.

jesusinc-deactivated20151108

sesh

yellow-yellow

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charmantecats

onlinepunk

some hick who smokes like 87 joints a day and tailgates you then passes you in a do not pass zone going 65 mph in a 30 mph zone in his muddy jeep with no doors whose already balding at 23: well maybe immigrants shouldn’t have broken the law