apparently i, who has never edited wikipedia in my life, nor has ever had any desire to, am blocked from editing wikipedia. my crime, allegedly, is block evasion. my ban will expire in 2027. i did not ask.
oh by the way the wikipedia administrator who banned me for absolutely no discernable reason i can tell did so at 23:19 on christmas day.
apparently he's from alabama. which would make it early evening in his time zone. like bro go and eat with your family
i'm digging into this because a bitch gotta know and it looks as though my entire remote scottish region, population 40, is banned from editing wikipedia. this is due to "disruptive editing." i presume that when we moved here the admin gods thought our new connection was an attempt at ban evasion and brought down the hammer mercilessly.
one of my neighbours appears to be in the ban logs arguing his innocence passionately and frequently. i am considering buying one of those baseball caps that says "WIKIPEDIA EDITOR" on it and wearing it on my walks around the local area both as an ironic statement and to potentially flush out drama. perhaps i did ask after all.
firing up my vpn to edit this as an example in the collective punishment article





















