Just Because.

Just a person with too much time and a short attention span Dew, 26, she/her

[voltaspistol]

[chaoscodex]

LITERAL ICON HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL IS AMAZING

[themythicalcodfish]

what a fascinating woman

[wizardshark]

Finally, real Scooby Doo morality

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

[bureau-of-state-ecology]

If you try fucking w/ gender and it just confirms that you are in fact cis, that still gives you like an upgrade because now you’re approaching your sense of self with Intent™.

[velvet-gardens]

What was it Dolly Parton said? “Find out who you are, then do it on purpose.”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me pre-gender crisis: pants and sneakers and solid-colored T-shirts every day, hair oscillating between “down” and “ponytail,” hating everything about myself and being a girl

me post-gender crisis: FLORAL PRINTS. BRIGHT COLORS. COMPLICATED BRAIDS. FUN KNEE SOCKS. FIFTEEN PAIRS OF COMFORTABLE YET PRETTY SHOES. I AM A PRINCESS AND THAT MEANS I CAN WEAR PEARLS WHENEVER I WANT.

[tastefullyoffensive]

🥴

[toothpasteisrabiesfoam]

WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[eightspicyquack]

[toiletpapercurrency]

To all the fanfic authors out there: We love and you and we really appreciate you ❤️

[heavensghost]

So did anyone else’s brain just stop processing information lately or is it just me

[asleepyteen]

I’ve just been nodding along to things and hoping that nobody asks any questions

[toastbutteregg]

my fave responses:

“ohhh”

“wow”

“huh”

“i see”

‘mhmmm”

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[dzamie]

when it rains you simply do not get a day

[callingallcars]

everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

[callingallcars]

for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness

[feral-flower-child]

Seriously. It caused so many memes.

[feral-flower-child]

[feral-flower-child]

Truly the greatest meme of our generation

[tokenofmydevotion]

I'm dying. I saw the original, but I've never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.

[silvergryphon]

MOON MOON WAS THE BEST

[nagytoe-deactivated20211125]

@thatotherentity

[that-is-not-milk]

did not expect to see moon moon today

[literaphobe]

“oh my god, it’s finally over!” i say, about a zoom class that i wasn’t paying attention to at all

[literaphobe]

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[missjukebox8bit]

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

[covvend]

Repurpose

[monsieurrobot]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[kraetys]

This post gets worse every reblog

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

yet im not Abel to scroll past

[schmuckered]

This post hit me like a rock to the head

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

When you Adam all together these puns seem even more Evel

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the raven (1845) - edgar allan poe

[actual-mothman]

op change ur fucking url