I just want to raise bees

18+ only, no minors. not single, mostly monogamous. nameless old god, you know. moth man enthusiast thecrowsarecalling is my side blog

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[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[20th-centuryghost]

had a photo of a planet in my downloads folder i didn't recognize

until i opened it, and it was DUCKS

DUCK PLANET, BABEY !!!

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! Duck Planet is joyful and whimsical 🦆

[simena]

Amanda Lampe

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[botanyshitposts]

just saw a sunflower in an urban garden that was so big i had to look up to see the top of it. stem the thickness of my forearm. they had it tied to an electrical pole with a length of twine to keep it balanced. leaves like TWO dinner plates, ten or more alternating pairs, jack and the beanstalk type shit, no sign of stopping. a tree is a somewhat ambiguous growth form botanically speaking and that IS a tree to me

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[afloweroutofstone]

This captures everything I love about being online

[slashermary]

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[oulious]

[chromaticabrasions]

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

[chromaticabrasions]

oh thank god…

[ravens-a-whore2]

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

[voroxpete]

To be clear, this isn't a bit. This is what they actually did. "Its too late" is the new "Climate change isn't real"... And its still a lie!

Every serious climate scientist agrees that there is no such as thing as too late, just as there is no such thing as too early. We should have done a lot more than we have to fight climate change, and the world will suffer for our inaction, but there is no point of no return. We can always work to reduce the amount of suffering that occurs, and eventually turn things around to the point where our planet is healing once again. Do not believe anyone who says it's "too late".

[homunculus-argument]

Day 174/365 of listing something good I saw today:

A teen boy in a parking lot got out of a car, holding his elbow up at an odd straight angle, and approached a lamp post with an awkward but cautious gait, and pressed his arm against the lamppost. While it's none of my business what other people do and why, I did wonder what the goal of this exercise is, as he didn't hold his arm up evenly enough for it to be an useful measure for anything, and trying to measure up what spot on the lamp post would be roughly on his shoulder-height didn't seem like a piece of knowledge that would be useful for parking right, or anything else for that matter.

Getting closer while passing by, I saw he had a little friend! He wasn't measuring anything, but carrying a small spider on his forearm, trying to gently persuade the little beastie to climb onto the lamp post instead of running around in the car or on his person.