[jaqobis]

[soup-mother]

Quiet cis boy shocks friendship group by laying a single long white egg and coiling around it protectively

[veryluckyclovers]

[madootles]

morning at the cafe

[thahalfrican]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[rithmeres]

[karvina]

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[is-this-aligned-with-the-dao]

Yes.

[suspiciously-ok]

Panel redraw

[rikaaauwu]

A slight touch of heaven

[droodlebug]

my monster <3

[ironmaidenhead]

[super-lazer-piss]

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

[super-lazer-piss]

I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[amvs]

cats when they finish their food so there’s no food left because they finished their food and now there’s no food (0 food bc they finished it)

[cam-pteryx]

vashwood warmup

[muppetshow2026]

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml