Your everyday procastinator

[oldshows]

[princelink]

[ohmeursault]

Cats (2019)

[bob-artist]

I love ferret-fighting etiquette so much.  Like, when ferrets fight, they get so wild and crazy that they crash into everything and fall off everything and throw themselves in every direction and flail with their mouths open as if they have absolutely no concept of their surroundings.

But if one ferret stops in the middle of a fight to scratch an itch (which happens a LOT), the other ferret will always stop and wait for them to finish before starting the fight again.  My 10+ ferrets over the years have always obeyed this unspoken rule and I think that’s so awesome.

[bob-artist]

Kit got confused and accidentally broke the rule, and then he had Regrets.

[artificial-father]

That’s a technicality! He had not actually started scratching yet: kit did not break the rules of etiquette. He still shows remorse, what a gentleman.

[blackwoolncrown]

As per the rules of the game, he forfeit to make up for the presumed foul in the spirit of good sportsferretship.

[sehro]

Sportsferretship is a thing

[brightlotusmoon]

Fight like ferrets. Yes.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

hmmm

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[satanika-mur]

[blahhaus]

Summoned

[shurbalwasherefirst]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[miiriya]

[mickeyjperez]

If you wonder what it’s like living in America. And this is satire but let’s be honest this could very easily be real

[catbreon-draws]

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[tiktokarchive]

[travisvsworld]

Is this what tik tok is really intended for!

[eldritch-comedy]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

this is no Tik Tok, it’s a Glass Animals music video.

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[famicom]

[spacemansam]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I JUST WITNESSED BY MY LIFE IS BETTER BECAUSE OF IT

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[presbyteriansideblog]

[xubbs]

I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

[archer-bro]

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

[goatyellsateverything]

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

[xphilosoraptorx]

And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.

Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

[eisdax]

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

[musashi]

you….. you understand the implications of this, right? the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[slimdaddymbaku]