Guys and Dogs

Voyage, 29, they/them, husky pupper, gamer, gymmer, streamer, big boy/not boy lover

[honorablekingbowser]

Figured it's time to make an (8 year) overdue update... So this is what I look like now at almost 30!

[placidblu]

burger heiress

[doubladee]

supportive burger wife

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[butterqueen]

[mistermutantjohn]

[spoonsoupsour]

[exoticbuttahs]

and here we see the Gamecube in it’s natural habitat. What a beautiful, majestic creature.

[nookling]

[foreveranonymousfa]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[cradilydeactivated-deactivated2]

did somebody say

cute boys

[doona-baes]

[kirstengillibrand]

a few of my favorite things: [3/5] personal mascots » Parks and Recreation - Leslie Knope

You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.

[andremichaux]

parks and rec but it’s just april ludgate memes (pt. 3 out of 8)

[daeneryssansa]

#a cutie

[sevenfails]

This is my contribution to the meme. Warning for a slight jump in volume.

[sarcasticmudkip]

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Oh goodness me how could this have happened. Maybe charging $30 for a mediocre movie on a streaming service people are already paying for was a bad idea.

[biglawbear]

Also the dragon looks like Elsa

[ruinedchildhood]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[aaaaasneakattack]

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

[rhaenyrastormborn]

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light