hope-fish

hope (25) University of Tampa

[floxi-deactivated20230719]

i have never ordered the chocolate croissant from starbucks because it looks like it has feelings

[lichina-lycanthrope]

that’s a bug

[dopaminerjic]

[jessthecheesewitch]

That's not a croissant that's a pain au chocolat

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[bashircore]

this is THE funniest tiktok story i’ve seen like ever i made the worst noise irl

[pumpki-pi]

he mentioned in the comments that it was a gay strip club/restaurant combo, but i love how he didn’t think to clarify that at any point in the video

[thelasthomelyurl]

OH, first time seeing it with that last crucial lil nugget of info

[moreglitter]

Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants

The diagram:

[notemily]

The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around "purchase"

[tomb-of-madeline]

What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.

[catchymemes]

[lizawithazed]

to be able to give such a small gift that brings so much joy is itself a joy

[gay-jesus-probably]

You can really see the transition from “oh god is that a fucking ticket” to “OH MY GOD ITS A TINY VERSION OF MY CAR”

[rongzhi]

A game

[real-emmet]

[conarcoin]

this is the single funniest image ever

[memewhore]

Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Antarctic penguins (and most other Antarctic animals for that matter) are very interesting because they lack a natural fear of humans since, of course, humans are not a natural occurrence on the continent. It is one of the few places on earth where it is completely normal for fully wild animals to be comfortable around you. In fact, most react as though humans are just especially large penguins as those are the only flightless biped native to the area.

As far as this gentoo penguin is concerned, it was saved by a float of large yellow penguins also hiding from orcas.

[crystalepicness]

[ginasfstump]

so i played through doki doki literature club with my name as “bitch” and it changed my life

[ginasfstump]

this is the single funniest tag i’ve gotten on this post holy shit

[halloweenskellington]

[tastefullyoffensive]

#Art (via timurse)

[happygoldfish]

Adding a picture of the building so you can see how high that star is off the ground. How the hell did the artist even do this.

[robotlyra]

“Is this the People’s Republic?” “NO, THIS IS PATRICK”

[powerburial]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

average rock climber interior decor

[mulberrydyke]

you have an accident on the second floor and the EMTs show up, see they have to get the gurney up and down a rock wall, and opt instead to just shoot you like a lame horse.

[katco-cereal]

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

[thundergrace]

Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

[augustdementhe]

Also every time you share this it uplifts a black musician! Double win!

[headspace-hotel]

...Why did it not occur to me that Lizzo isn't her actual name

[falseficus]

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

[falseficus]

cruelty

[vietnyamese]

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

[supermariomamafucker]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable