Just Procrastinating

Lineke ~ 30 ~ ace ~ forever forgetting her tea

[worldofprocrastination]

My heated rivalry sideblog for those interested

[quixoticanarchy]

simple social battery hack you won't believe!! knowing in advance what is going to happen in a social setting and being prepared for it can improve your battery efficiency by up to 50% ! longer lasting and more reliable batteries for YOU available for the low price of advance warning™ ! social batteries are NOT approved for spontaneous and extended use; users proceed at their own risk

[mostlysignssomeportents]

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

[eszlelesihezag]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[kosmogrl]

trauma dumpling

[adulthoodisokay]

what a mood

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Leverage S04E08 The Boiler Room Job.

[ghostlycoyote0]

Everyone passionately defending the em dash from being stolen completely by AI has also had the side effect of teaching me that I’ve been using it wrong. I was doing this - with a normal-sized dash and spaces between - rather than the larger dash with no spaces. So that’s cool I guess

[karl-von-moor-official]

it's actually called em dash because it's meant to be the width of an M. There's also an n dash which is meant to be the width of an N.

normal dash is for in-between words, like in in-between!

n dash is usually for numbers, like when you're saying, "I did 4–7 things today."

m dash is for interjecting a sentence to add context—extra information or thoughts and lists of things—without making said context seem less important than the rest of the sentence (which would be the case with brackets).

on mobile keyboards, you can usually hold down on the dash to make the other dashes appear

like so.

and while it's not incorrect to use em dashes with a space before and after the dash — this definitely done in published writing too! — it's less common than using it without those spaces, especially online.

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Buddy road trip comedy but it’s one or two people helping a selkie cross the country in search of either her old seal coat or a way to get a new one.

[lavenderprose]

HELLO this is a reminder that if you don't mark a bookmark private I CAN see it on my stats and I CAN see what you've commented on the bookmark so please for the LOVE of GOD do not RATE my fics out of five stars unless you are doing it in a PRIVATE bookmark that I will never see. Maybe you think that giving a fic four out of five stars is FLATTERING. It is NOT. It feels too much like a GRADE and I do not want to be GRADED I just want to hear about it if you cried, laughed or came. And what parts of the fic made you do those things. THAT IS IT!! thank you.

[huariqueje]

Safe - Anna Calleja , 2020.

Maltese , b. 1997 -

Oil on panel , 30 x 40 in.

[sharkfiinn]

whatever go my little rainbow weird kid rock

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.