Duck Duck Kuz @hopefullynotagoose - Tumblr Blog

Machina really is a little bitch. Ferrum ruled the iron courts since 1200 BCE, Oberon and Mab ruled their courts since far before that, and Machina got what??? 20 years at most?? Probably less. And then got killed by a 16-year-old with no training in his own tower.

Loser.

#this is too funny #never thought about it like that #but Ferrum was however old and he got killed by a 17 year ikd #though she did have Machinas power at that point #but still

blendinwiththemadness

Holy... 🔥🥵

#I’m fine #this is fine #EVERYTHINGS FINE #the thing is would do to this man

brain-expert-official

the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

shallowseeker

misha collins and jimmy novak both understand the baffling circumstance of castiel being much hotter than they are

meidui

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011)

#PARALELLS #never noticed this before #stevee😭😭#steverogersedit

cosmicaliencat

only two things in life are certain, death and taxes, neither of which apply to the winchesters

runawaymarbles

It's vitally important to me that tumblr hangs on until Donald Trump dies. He's like, 80. It might not even take that long. We need this.

dyketennant

not to quote an old post i made that got like 2 notes, but. it feels relevant.

nottodayjustin

May 7th 2025 best hockey tweet of the day

niallhoranhasthat1thing

dallasstars: Sleep well, Stars fans 😇

andtheflameswenthigher

Wolfy’s gonna start stabbing his teammates if they can’t stay out of the box

#wouldn’t blame him AT ALL

kissycat

We should hype up dental care routines more instead of skincare routines

breakingjustxn

the world was never the same once the 2012-2016 pop punk era on tumblr ended

#this was MY era

ruinix

“Quinn Hughes has two assists so far tonight. And that makes him the only canucks defenceman in franchise history to reach 100 career multi-point games”

Well...right now, he's shimmying to settle on his seat, dissociating, haunted.