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i want to tell you how much i love you every waking moment of the day but even though i know how you feel, a small part of me is afraid you don't love me the same

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so one of the most hardcore things I've seen my mom do is: we were out shopping and this dude starts staring at her. Like full out he would NOT stop looking at her. Ofc it made her uncomfortable so she decided she would stare at him back except she had read that if you stare at people's shoes it seems like you're looking at them. So she kept staring at the guy's shoes and he ultimately felt uncomfortable and stopped :)

[aquleo-blog]

when you type oaky instead of okay

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I also feel like wearing a sombrero when I accidentally type olay instead of okay

[theysaywhatasadsight]

Imagine my surprise ehen i saw that the "smoking kills" and "alcohol is harmful to health" warnings are not universal cuz here we have to sit through all of the ads before movies

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Literally no one:

Rahul Dravid before a movie: Cancer se run out hone se bache.

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I know its been a year but I still cannot get over the fact that they told Tom that Tony’s funeral was a wedding

[c3po]

what's your type?

type of what

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Blood

[c3po]

oh red

[hopelesscabbage]

how come mine is black

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[hopelesscabbage]

Let's eat pizza

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Here's another one:

How do you greet a pirate made of steel?

Alloy matey

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I just came up with two jokes, I like them bc I have a bad sense of humour so:

What does a mathematician order at a bar?

A πnt

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Aarrgh I love "The Zoya Factor" so much it makes me realise how sucky my life is someone get me a Nikhil Khoda please

[daniel-munthe-agger]

Nikhil khoda reminded me too much of dhoni for me to actually take him seriously.

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Dulqer Salmaan reminded me of KL Rahul in the film

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Don't say/do this to people who wear glasses:

Don't ask if you can wear my glasses and then put them on and be like ooh I can't see I KNOW YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THESE ARE PRESCRIPTION MADE YOU EXPIRED PINEAPPLE

Don't ask me what the power of my lenses is, it's not really a problem except why do you wanna know how weak my eyesight is? So that I can be your next victim of snatching glasses? (Also see don't snatch my glasses)

DON'T SNATCH MY GLASSES: How would you feel if you just went up to an elderly man using a stick to walk, snatched his stick and ran away giggling? Cruel much? This is what it feels like, I can't bloody see without my glasses why would you snatch them. Especially when I don't trust you to keep them safe these lenses are expensive goddamit

"You look so much better without your glasses"

"Wow she has glasses she must be a nerd "

"Yeah I have a number too"

Me: Really?

" It's -0.5 honestly I feel blind already"

Bitch

"Why don't you wear contacts they must be so much more comfortable"

" Why do you wear glasses?" TO FUCKING SEE

" You must watch a lot of TV"

[hopelesscabbage]

I've probably fallen in love with KL Rahul after his wicketkeeping like man he can do everything. You ask him to open? Done. You want him to bat at no. 3? Done. You want him to bat at no.5? Done. You want him to do the wicketkeeping? Crushing it. This man can do everything

[hopelesscabbage]

your blog is my alter ego (except i am fat and not that into mcu)

Oooooh this is my first ever ask!!! Thanks and man your blog is relatable I have a feeling we're going to be good friends :)

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Happy New Year guys

Let's hope this is a year for better music and even better memes

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Science side of tumblr why am I so lonely

[hopelesscabbage]

Haha I have no friends