Frequently Questions:
Q: So is this like a video game or what?
A: Life’s a game…. what else can we do but horse it?
Q: What is the game about?
A: I just think, they’re horses!
Q: Is the horse dead?
A: No!!!!
Q: Is the horse being hurt or injured in some way?
A: No!!!! He loves it. it’s just what he likes to do
Q: How do I play this horse-based game (?)
A: It’s on computers :) Put it on your wishlist and save it for tomorrow!
Q: What’s up with the jelly horse?
A: The Goot is one of nine playable horses in the all-new interactive tactical dressage simulator Hole Your Horses: Champion Edition. Born with a rare form of hypermobility, his jellular bones allow him to squeeze into alcoves and crevasses where others cannot. But the Goot’s remarkable talents would not escape the notice of the sinister Shadow Future Horse Council. In the dead of night he was abducted from his own stable, snatched away to a covert grotto buried deep beneath the Kentucky bluegrass where he was subjected to countless upon countless cruel experiments, which, I cannot stress enough, did not hurt or bother this beautiful creature in any way, but did definitely turn him mega evil.
Q: Can you add my amazing feature idea to your game?
A: Yes :)
Q: Do you make other stuff too?
A: No, except for more video games. I am also on bluesky. You can look for me on twitter too but you won’t find me cause i’m not there :)
