[hornyintheory]

I wasn't going to make this post because I thought it was common sense, but-

FANTASY IS FANTASY.

TUMBLR IS A LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE.

KINK IS CONSENTING ADULTS PLAYING PRETEND.

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[youlookbetterdead]

I don’t like vomit, I’m one of those reactive people who will gag badly almost immediately just at the smell, however I love the sickly look on a man’s face when he’s about to vomit: the paleness, the whine in his voice, the wobbly legs, the glazed look in his eyes, even better if he’s sweating and shivering; the fact that he depends on me in that moment to get him somewhere so he doesn’t make a mess. vomiting up copious amounts of blood? amazing, beautiful. regular food/water vomit? I’ll just take advantage of the weak man beforehand thank you

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[ouroborosmoons]

[just-thots]

this is so funny bc on the one hand what the fuck are we doing tumblr. like you cannot be serious you're censoring entirely sfw concepts bc sometimes people ALSO involve it in fetish stuff? but on the other hand. i was in fact searching it in hopes of finding porn so you do have me there technically i can't lie

[pup-jpg]

Whoa pup, hey. What's up? Why so agitated? Hey—no. Bad dog. You don't fucking growl at me. Really? Hand in your hair and you're still trying to nip at me? It's almost like you want to be muzzled. Is that it? Is puppy so desperate for attention that it's willing to act up? Poor stupid puppy...and a stupid, badly behaved puppy at that. Oh don't whine now. Save your noises for when I'm really punishing you. No, you wanted my attention so badly that you tried to bite me. Good puppies don't bite their handlers. My puppies don't bite their handlers. That means you need an attitude adjustment. So consider yourself lucky that I'm training you to be so good.

[preydefiiler]

both me and the knife, hilt deep in you, so i can feel every last little twitch

[slipknots]

found out that sex is only something you can imagine, not anything that actually happens irl. relieved is an understatement

[ozempicofficial]

[orpheusilver]

(more horny than anyone has ever been before) i bet it feels good as hell to put your hands in someones abdominal cavity and feel their organs flinch away from your touch

[barebacktothefuture]

[preydefiiler]

you're so cute. im gonna fantasize about torturing you

[bindheaven]

I think acupressure mats have an underrated level of appeal in the painplay scene.

I use one to manage my back pain and help with headaches and circulation. They're basically yoga mats with lots of little tiny plastic spikes that you lie back on, like a safer version of a bed of nails. And holy shit does it sting and burn for the first five minutes, and god forbid you move or readjust yourself. You have to breathe through the pain before it starts feeling really good and warm and relaxing. Something about endorphins— I'm certain you know where I'm going with this.

Currently fantasizing about lying back on one and having my cunt beaten with a riding crop; each solid stroke earning a labored breath while I fight with myself to stay still, every small movement earning the bite of the spikes digging into my back and sides.

I could see pushing someone down onto one on their stomach, flattening their tits into the surface of the mat while they whine.

Maybe some sort of predicament bondage in which one has to hold themself up off of it. Making your sub sit down on it. Setting up some kind of sawhorse to dig the spikes into someone's inner thighs and cunt and leaving them to it.... 😵‍💫

There's potential here.

posted by a trans man. don't be a shithead

[oshadefiant]

Saw a comment saying character X can't be a pervert because he's ace. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO. BR

[bingomann]

THIS

[taxidermycatgirl]

[pansyfemme]

sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky