This is my roaring knight theory and atp I am convinced it’s going to happen (ch3/4 spoilers)
I think that the roaring knight isn’t going to try to start the roaring, I think their intentions are to force the prophecy to play out.
Considering that the fun gang is consistently being shown to, like, be against the prophecy as-is (Kris is forced to go through with it, Susie actively rejects it, and Ralsei is trying to conceal how bad he thinks it is) I think that the knight, being the main antagonist, will be trying to force the prophecy to happen.*
*I think it’s possible that the real motive for the fun gang is going to be *subverting* the prophecy instead of outright rejecting all of it. Susie’s thing with Gerson proved that she can’t make EVERYTHING go on forever but she can save some things, and that’s what matters. I think this could reflect on the prophecy as a whole and change the intentions from destroying it to warping it.
So, more specifically, I think the knight wants the prophecy to play out as traditionally interpreted.
I think it would go well with the themes of religion in the game, since the idea of subverting a prophecy whose seeming ineffability is literally worshipped kind of reflects how there are multiple interpretations of religious texts like the Bible.
If this is true, I’m curious what it could say about the knight, considering that it is most likely Dess in some way and Dess was known to be very alternative and probably rebellious. Or, maybe, this is evidence that one of her parents could be the knight?
I mean, personally, I think the knight is going to be something like “Dess’ corpse given life and will by the people who remember her, unintentionally warping who she was into an animalistic weapon” but that’s probably just my brain jumping to conclusions. I think it’s a neat idea though.
I have ALSO been making a swap!au with a friend :]
Awesome doodle here made by my awesome and cool friend @nevereatsogga they're cool check their art out (I say to my 5 listening followers)
Also based off of Elliot's canon Forsaken lore, the whole c00lkidd/007n7 hacking incident happens and Elliott (with two Ts) DIES. HE DIESSSS.
I think he dies in his canon lore... I don't remember. Something something, forsaken purgatory! Instead of being doomed for all eternity to suffer round after round of endless torment, Elliott is a KILLER!
Now, I can't imagine Elliott exactly going to the breaking point of murdering anyone... So how does one make the most spongebob ass character turn to slaughtering survivors like a fox in a chicken coop?
Easy! You give him Pyrovision! Based off of TF2 Pyro's visions, Elliott envisions his hell like a Pizza-esq minigame! Like he's back at home, making pizzas for his (probably) loyal customers. So sweet...
Okay have some extra facts too
He seems to be close with Killer!Chance (omg killer!chance mentioned points omg POINTS!!!)
Memory problems! He sometimes forgets peoples' orders..
He's basically if spongebob and pinkie pie and weird al all together had a baby
He died as a pizza boxer! It's why he has the saw practically welded to his arm. (OW??)
Honestly, if he was able to chat to the survivors of the AU, he'd be pretty friendly with them.
Any mentions of his visions from survivors will immediately get snapped out of his mind by The Spectre, can't have your (probably) only enthusiastic killer start thinking for himself and have... *GASP* MORALS???
Hey, I like my bad endings from time to time. Give Killer!Elliott 500 lobotomies
I’ve been making a swap!au with a friend of mine and wanted to share some art of my killer!Chance design
He’s based on the OG Chance lore, where he owns a casino and got attacked with the Darkheart. The sword went with him when he got Forsakened which has caused him to gain freaky shadow powers and homicidal tendencies
My brain is tweaking out over anxiety so bad that I’ve started doing chores I normally struggle with. Like I need to be productive all day or else people will Investigate My Evil Secrets or something. I can’t believe this is what it took to get myself to do laundry.
OP seems to have classified it as a special case of halfnium, reclassified as a lanthanide. This has fascinating implications for electron orbital geometry.
I thought so, I took one look at your classification and immediately thought “this is definitely someone with a deep understanding of how the periodic table works”
I’m glad that we have reached a consensus on the expected elemental properties of milk
That would involve writing a crash course in how suborbitals work on a post about whether water (the primary ingredient in milk) is in milk and even for tumblr that’s going a bit far
MILK IS SEVERAL COMPOUNDS PLEASE YALL ARE KILLING ME OVER HERE
We have a container of dry milk because in addition to a little fat and sugars, it contains proteins, which settle into the pores of nitrocellulose membranes, making sure analytical proteins (specific antibodies) don’t get trapped. We could just use casein (one of the proteins in milk), but milk is much cheaper and can also be found at Walmart.
Enter OCEAN EYES and NOT DEAD YET, two of the king’s most quarrelsome stablehands.
OCEAN
May one explain what powdered milk doth be?
Is it not gas? I live in constant fear.
NOT DEAD
The water flees to air, the rest is left.
The dry debris then forms the powdered milk.
OCEAN
Thou sayest water doth reside in milk?
NOT DEAD
Pray tell what thou believ’st the liquid is?
OCEAN
Is milk not one pure substance in itself?
NOT DEAD
No; ‘tis only milk-stuff mixed with water.
OCEAN
Yet milk appears from living cows’ own tits!
NOT DEAD
‘Tis juice from tits, yet water still it holds.
If water be in juice, then ‘tis in milk.
Enter DERIN, the scarlet pescatarian.
DERIN
‘Tis drops of fat afloat in water,
As if ‘twas dressing for thy greens.
With water gone, the powdered milk remains.
A NOTE attached to an arrow, written by BURNING BRAND, flies through the window.
BURNING BRAND’S NOTE
Obsessed with he who foolishly believ’d
That milk is element of chemistry.
The NOTE crumbles to ash. BURNING BRAND is not seen again.
OCEAN
As he who instigated such a fight,
I felt that this creation was my duty.
OCEAN unrolls a scroll of parchment with a flourish.
OCEAN
Behold, ‘tis milk, one hundred and nineteen.
Enter JASON FUNDER BERKER, a frog.
JASON FUNDER BERKER
And yet the burning question still remains:
‘Tis metal, not, or somewhere in between?
JASON FUNDER BERKER does not wait to hear the answer, and exits.
DERIN
A lanthinide! A special case, I see.
How fascinating, geometrically.
But let us leave atomic musings be.
For milk is a rare metal of our Earth.
OCEAN
Of course it is, for I am always right.
My choices are, of course, deliberate.
DERIN
I do not doubt thou speakest truth, my lord
Thy brilliant mind is utterly unmatch’d.
It seems that an agreement has been reach’d.
OCEAN
Of course; however, in sincerity
I wish to know thy scholar-driven thoughts.
DERIN
I fear ‘twould be beyond thy comprehension.
To teach to thee would take this much too far.
Exit OCEAN, in a huff. Enter JESIN, BOOP BOOP, FLIPOCRITE, VELVET, and LOVELY DREAMS, curious onlookers attracted to the scene.
JESIN
Do teach us, it would not take this too far!
DERIN
Ye all complain of learning strangely,
Then ask me baiting questions such as this!
BOOP BOOP
Thy gross ineptitude shall be my death!
Milk is formed of small component parts.
The fat, the sugars, proteins all combine
They seep through pores of membranes in this drink
Unpleasant compounds all are filter’d out.
All this obtained for small amounts of coin.
DERIN
No, milk is lanthanide, pray keep the pace.
FLIPOCRITE
The word thou mean’st is lactanide, I think.
DERIN
May sharpened pain-shaped stones fill up thy shoes
So that thou never know’st a moment’s peace.
VELVET
A cube of milk, three inches on each side
Could blow up the entire galaxy.
DERIN
Our galaxy was formed in such a fashion.
‘Tis why we gave it name of “Milky Way.”
LOVELY DREAMS
Thus ends our entertainment for the night
Here fools and pompous scholars come to fight.
Exuent, pursued by a cow.
(Shakespearean adaptation format inspired by @mortimermcmirestinks in this post)
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